Minor complaints thread (28 Viewers)

[David Kronenbourg]

gut expanding but the rest of me is staying scrawny, beard shot through with grey, genuinely fearing my hangovers

I’ve had the grey in my beard for a few years now, but the other day I noticed a large grey patch on the back of my head. defo getting old because i was checking the back of my head for bald spots!

 

[therealjohnny]

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The miles were good but the mileage is turnin' my hair gray.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I got rid of the beard recently because the grey was depressing me. There'll be time enough for that later. I feel like a young lad again. The developing bald patch doesn't bother me at all, probably because it's out of my sight.

 

[hydromancer]

Really crazy guy on Dame St today
Man who spent over four hours on six-storey Dame Street building taken away safely

 

[Cormcolash]

I was one of these people and sorry I'm not sorry.

I don't get people that don't know how they did after an exam. I always know almost exactly how I've done after any given exam. The only variation generally comes from who is marking it, cause some of the markers are massive cunts and some of them aren't.

 

[nooleen]

complaint: i bought the wrong flavour of ben & jerrys by accident

i win at first world problems

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I got rid of the beard recently because the grey was depressing me. There'll be time enough for that later. I feel like a young lad again. The developing bald patch doesn't bother me at all, probably because it's out of my sight.

Grey pubes - are they a thing? Jen Kirkman (JenKirkman) on Twitter was going on about them on the other day. Sounds truly depressing...

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I'm sure I have no idea

 

[ernesto]

Grey pubes - are they a thing? Jen Kirkman (JenKirkman) on Twitter was going on about them on the other day. Sounds truly depressing...

St Patricks day 2011 I got a grey pube

 

[ernesto]

I got rid of the beard recently because the grey was depressing me. There'll be time enough for that later. I feel like a young lad again. The developing bald patch doesn't bother me at all, probably because it's out of my sight.

Also ditched the beard yesterday. Haven't been clean shaven in over three years.
My face us cold and naked without it.
Apparently I look ten years younger.
Fuck that I'm growing it back ASAP
Also have big bald patch at back so I'm going bald from the back forward, which is grand coz I don't have to see if yet

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I’ve had the grey in my beard for a few years now, but the other day I noticed a large grey patch on the back of my head. defo getting old because i was checking the back of my head for bald spots!

You gotta roll with it, man.
The thinning hair, the greys, the wrinkles. Own 'em.
You're a man. These are the concerns of women.
You gotta watch the gut though.

 

[GO]

gut expanding but the rest of me is staying scrawny, beard shot through with grey, genuinely fearing my hangovers

You are me

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I just mentioned to someone on IM that I'm having a rough day workwise.

She messaged back that Gerry McCann just walked by her wearing a 'Never Give Up' t-shirt.

That is me told, I suppose.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I had a dreadful itch on the sole of my foot there a little while ago

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I had a dreadful itch on the sole of my foot there a little while ago

Fungus

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I must be looking sharp today. A tramp in the park, obviously spotting a kindred spirit, admonished me for buying sandwiches and told me that I could get them for free from the mobile soup kitchen that comes by to feed the homeless every evening.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I must be looking sharp today. A tramp in the park, obviously spotting a kindred spirit, admonished me for buying sandwiches and told me that I could get them for free from the mobile soup kitchen that comes by to feed the homeless every evening.

Beard bros!

 

[Jill Hives]

I must be looking sharp today. A tramp in the park, obviously spotting a kindred spirit, admonished me for buying sandwiches and told me that I could get them for free from the mobile soup kitchen that comes by to feed the homeless every evening.

I once had a man throw a euro into my nearly empty coffee cup while I was bent down fixing my shoe.

 

[Anthony]

Chat up line.

 

[Cormcolash]

I once was walking home from a gig and it started pissing with rain. Not having a coat with me, I stood underneath the overhang of this closed shop, cause it was one of those 'rain bad for 5 minutes and then stop' showers. Whilst I was standing there, two lads on their way home from the pub came over and gave me 50p. Naturally I just took it.