Minor complaints thread (9 Viewers)

[nooleen]

what

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Too much of a good thing etc.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Flies

 

[ann post]

The shit I put up with in my job

"Legal suggested that still shot image can include multiple cats at a birthday party but no more than 4 cats in the scene."

Four cats:

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

The shit I put up with in my job

"Legal suggested that still shot image can include multiple cats at a birthday party but no more than 4 cats in the scene."

With respect, what's the problem?

Just put a maximum of four cats in the scene, surely?

Then have a cup of tea and go on Facebook.

Or am I missing something?

 

[therealjohnny]

It should be in "minor pleasures" really

The client's legal department butted in to make sure we only used four cats in the cat 's (Fluffy) birthday party scene

Because..well any more than that is like, anarchy man

 

[nooleen]

what would be the legal ramifications of more than four cats at a party?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

what would be the legal ramifications of more than four cats at a party?

if someone died due to allergies you'd be fucked

 

[therealjohnny]

I've been trying to think of possible hazards of portraying more than four cats. No idea

Maybe they don't want it to seem too "cat-lady crazy"

Because 4 cats with party hats, cat birthday cards and a cake with 3 candles with a banner saying" Happy Birthday Fluffy" is perfectly fine

 

[David Kronenbourg]

have you asked them why?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

That’s the kind of shit that would haunt me if I didn’t find out

 

[therealjohnny]

Nah--they're assholes, I'll just take the money and do what I'm told

 

[nooleen]

you should sneak in a teeny abstract cat in a dark corner

 

[ann post]

or ask them what the legal definition of a cat is.

 

[therealjohnny]

This is eerily accurate

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[7 - No tomorrow]

Nah--they're assholes, I'll just take the money and do what I'm told

Now you're getting it.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Fucking sellotape. I can't get any off the roll

RAGE

 

[RayRay]

Boss ok'd me to have a half day today then the CEO decides to have an all in company meeting at 3 which means no half day anymore

 

[Cormcolash]

I've been trying to think of possible hazards of portraying more than four cats. No idea

Maybe they don't want it to seem too "cat-lady crazy"

Because 4 cats with party hats, cat birthday cards and a cake with 3 candles with a banner saying" Happy Birthday Fluffy" is perfectly fine

Because having a fucking birthday party for a cat is normal

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Because having a fucking birthday party for a cat is normal

On the internet it is.

Real life too.

I am cat sitting for someone and they are as concerned with me being affectionate with the cats as feeding them.

Luckily, affection is something you can outright lie about in correspondence.