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they give you awful resentful looks over the edge of the saucepan though.jane said:I dunno, but when we were at my folks', my ma went down to the port and bought the biggest fucking lobsters on the planet from the lobsterdudes. One of them was the size of a small child. I've been craving lobster ever since, but I'm afraid that whatever I find here will just not live up to what you can get when you buy the bastards straight off the boat.
I know you can buy live ones in Fallon and Byrne and at the Fishmonger on Lower Baggot St, if you're up for cooking the fuckers yourself.
Super Dexta said:they give you awful resentful looks over the edge of the saucepan though.
jane said:I know you can buy live ones in Fallon and Byrne and at the Fishmonger on Lower Baggot St, if you're up for cooking the fuckers yourself.
Super Dexta said:orrible
incidentally catwoman i'm not on a crusade to put you off eating your favourite foods or anything.. i swear! just being in favour of getting someone else to cook them.
TenRabbits said:Was watching that piece of shit programme 'airline' the other day, where Easyjet jobsworth motherfuckers happily destroy people's holidays etc for 'entertainment' purposes (although some of the passengers are horrendous too) and some canadian exchange student had brought a load of lobsters as a gift to the people he was staying with.
Cue the complete fucking bitch working in Easyjet to tell him "sorry - no live animals on our flights".
So the kid, who'd brought them on two flights already, looked devastated, but came up with a brilliant solution. Told the lady: "fine, I'll kill them now then" lifted them out of the box and was all set to bash them on the noggin on the check in desk, when she took the box away from him and said she'd contact the RSPCA??!?!
Naturally the lobsters disappeared into some Easyjet staff members lunchbox.
Bastards.
jane said:I dunno, but when we were at my folks', my ma went down to the port and bought the biggest fucking lobsters on the planet from the lobsterdudes. One of them was the size of a small child. I've been craving lobster ever since, but I'm afraid that whatever I find here will just not live up to what you can get when you buy the bastards straight off the boat.
I know you can buy live ones in Fallon and Byrne and at the Fishmonger on Lower Baggot St, if you're up for cooking the fuckers yourself.
'the f word'
Lefty Frizzell said:You really need to cook the pricks live for the best flavour. M&S sell the little wankers in prepacked form. I wouldn't be interested in that myself though.
johnnystress said:
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