Life's A Riot With Milk Vs Prick (3 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

romeow and juliet

wait

did you say cats or cows?

 

[Pantone247]

WHATS A COWS FAVOURITE PLAYWRITE

WILLIAM MILKSHAKESPEAR

 

[Mormon Nailer]

What do you get if you sit under a cow?

a pat on the head

 

[Lord Damian]

this is the breast thread i've read today.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

this is the breast thread i've read today.

I wouldn't pick an udder

 

[Pedronimus]

As cereal with warm milk is extremely unappealing and because such herd-mentality laziness drives me insane I informed the manager of the downstairs section that such a practice was not acceptable.
Either 'do the job right or not at all' was the jist of my tirade.

Surely the milk is bought for cups of tea and coffee? You should buy your own for cereal.

 

[Lord Damian]

Surely the milk is bought for cups of tea and coffee? You should buy your own for cereal.

that's some shitty punning right there.

 

[therealjohnny]

cud be better

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Surely the milk is bought for cups of tea and coffee? You should buy your own for cereal.

there's enough milk for people who want to have cereal.

 

[ratmonkey]

It's only two staircases away - you'd walk up there in under 60 seconds.

Maybe I'm just an unreasonable prick but it annoy me
as does people pissing on toilet seats - another trait of lazy fuckers with no consideration for others.

What are these fuckers doing in the cubicles anyway if they're going for a piss? Has no-one told them what the white ceramic things on the wall or for?