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[Super Dexta]

there was a guy sitting on my shoulder... said this...


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...here, i'm sure you're cool and everything, xxxx speaks highly of you, i just wouldn't be able to do rude stuff with someone as young as you, it would totally weird me out... all i could think of when i saw you was how young and fresh your face was and how old and cynical i am. maybe it's something i just need to get my head around but i doubt it... you seem really smart and you're totally pretty and i feel more like giving you a hug, not in a patronising way but more in a "i'm not quite sure what to say to you but you're going about this the wrong way..." way. that does seem totally patronising, doesn't it? i don't know... there's a lot to be said for making mistakes with people you trust...


...but mostly, i'm just a big flirt. seriously though, as far as i'm concerned, sex is best enjoyed with people you feel deeply for... i know, i know, you're not after anything serious, you just want to fool around but i'm just saying anyway, the best fooling around i've ever had has been with people i've been in love with and it really didn't depend on my age or experience at the time... granted, you get to know and understand the opposite sex's body and stuff the older you get, but that's a fun thing to learn with people you love and trust. that said, i have no trouble sleeping with people if i just fancy them... but it's never as good as it is with someone you're completely into... i am so gay.

...no, i am totally digging this 'thinking out loud'. i am a flirt in person too, how i act is sometimes at odds with that. when did i ever said "i'd totally ride her?" and who was i talking about? ok, the best sex i've ever had with someone wasn't the most ground-breaking or experimental, it was with someone i'd spent x months getting to know before i'd even kissed her. i've had 'crazy' sex relationships with people too but at the end of the day, it all pails in comparison to what i'm talking about. in my experience, the combining of the physical and mental bonds is what rock my world. but yeah, you're just out for a laugh... you have to learn all this for yourself, there's no point in listening to me.


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needless to say, i told him to fuck off and stop being so boring.

then i said "I'll never understand guys" ...

 

[snap-apple]

i can't even figure out who you are on thumped (you did change your name recently, right?) but i'll hazard a guess at superremixboy?

ahhhh (relative) anonymity...

 

[Latex lizzie]

I'll soon change all that...and I wont tell yer missus for a couple of doughnuts.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

experience. maturity. experience. money. experience 10 years older etc etc.
Should be made illegal, when i looked into her eyes all i could see was his damned money.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

you know what's lame? girls classing themselves as 'BI' and then when you question them about it, it's like "well, i've never actually been with a girl but wouldn't like to rule anything out... tee hee hee" ... it's like that idiot from suede saying "i'm a bi-sexual that's never had a homosexual experience"... is it cool to be 'BI' these days? get off the fucking fence and have some meat and potatoes!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

actually, it's ok for girls to be "BI", just so long as i can't watch and then join in. anyone agree with this?

 

[One of us]

you know what's lame? girls classing themselves as 'BI' and then when you question them about it, it's like "well, i've never actually been with a girl but wouldn't like to rule anything out... tee hee hee" ... it's like that idiot from suede saying "i'm a bi-sexual that's never had a homosexual experience"... is it cool to be 'BI' these days? get off the fucking fence and have some meat and potatoes!

What's a fucking fence?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

What's a fucking fence?

oh it's this thing lesbians have to make up for their lack of willies. it's like you sit on it and it's supposed to be like having sex with a man.

 

[jane]

I understand what you mean, but I think it's better to live in a society where it's okay to be open about the exploration of your sexual identity than in one where it's still 'dangerous' to be anything but straight.

Besides, you can be gay/bi without having to have had a homosexual experience: you don't only become straight once you lose your virginity with a member of the opposite sex, so why should it be any different for someone who is attracted to members of the same sex?

 

[spectraljanitor]

I understand what you mean, but I think it's better to live in a society where it's okay to be open about the exploration of your sexual identity than in one where it's still 'dangerous' to be anything but straight.


Besides, you can be gay/bi without having to have had a homosexual experience

i agree with yr first point.

but yr second is nuts!!
(unless you are brett anderson in disguise!)

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I understand what you mean, but I think it's better to live in a society where it's okay to be open about the exploration of your sexual identity than in one where it's still 'dangerous' to be anything but straight.

Besides, you can be gay/bi without having to have had a homosexual experience: you don't only become straight once you lose your virginity with a member of the opposite sex, so why should it be any different for someone who is attracted to members of the same sex?

"get off the fence and have some meat and potatoes" come on now!

ok. get this. i have no idea if i'm "BI" or not.
all of my sexual experiences to date have been with girls.
but, i have been attracted to men from time to time... and i can't say with my hand on my heart that i will never have a gay experience.
BUT, and this is my point, does saying you're "BI" not imply that you've actually had some sort of "BI" experience, liked it and intend to have another? i am a monkey trainer. just haven't gotten around to training any monkies yet. you see what i'm getting at?

it's not 'dangerous' to be anything but straight, is it? i thought things were a bit better than that now...

that cow i lost my virginity to... bitch. i was supposed to be gay...

listen, i just think it's funny, that's all. i had this kind of conversation with a "BI" canadian girl...

her: "oh yeah, i'd love to get intimate with a girl... i just haven't found the right one yet..."

me: "have you had sex with a lot of guys?"

her: "oh yeah, i love sex... and lots of it..."

me: "retard"

 

[the strange guy]

So what?
I'd rather die than live in a world without beautiful 18 year old bisexual girls.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

"The next bitch who models herself on Betty Page is also getting a smack"

man, you're alright

 

[the strange guy]

Is that a 'woo'?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Is that a 'woo'?

hey, maybe it is... hang on, must dash to okcupid and change my orientation. this had better be worth it

 

[Super Dexta]

Can i watch?

 

[the strange guy]

Jesus. Stop winking at me. People will think I'm gay.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Can i watch?

now we're talkin' this is what i wanted all along. master manipulator that i am.

 

[billygannon]

ok. get this. i have no idea if i'm "BI" or not.
all of my sexual experiences to date have been with girls.
but, i have been attracted to men from time to time... and i can't say with my hand on my heart that i will never have a gay experience.
BUT, and this is my point, does saying you're "BI" not imply that you've actually had some sort of "BI" experience? i am a monkey trainer. just haven't gotten around to training any monkies yet. you see what i'm getting at?

I dunno...

In Egypt a fella who has the sausage in the backdoor sandwich is still considered straight, while the the fella supplying the bread is considered gay.

Would all this imply that a virgin is not bi, straight or gay or all of them. Basically, are virgins gameball for both teams?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

lesbo.

Besides, you can be gay/bi without having to have had a homosexual experience: you don't only become straight once you lose your virginity with a member of the opposite sex, so why should it be any different for someone who is attracted to members of the same sex?