Diddles
Well-Known Member
I'll be very specific about this.
ME: Hello Hairdresser, I would like you to cut my hair please. Every hairdresser prior to you has cut my hair in the same way since I was a teenager, apart from that one time when that local hairdresser gave me a mullet. I know I have fine hair and there's a limit to what you can do, but can you please cut my hair in such a way that it looks dramatically different and really suits me, instead of giving me a fringless bob.
HAIRDRESSER: Of course Madam, I am very creative and extremely knowledgable about hairstyles and will now give you the best haircut ever. In addition, you will be able to recreate this style effortlessly every day at home as I am fully aware that you have neither the time nor the skill to be fucking around with a hairdryer each day.
ME: Hello Hairdresser, I would like you to cut my hair please. Every hairdresser prior to you has cut my hair in the same way since I was a teenager, apart from that one time when that local hairdresser gave me a mullet. I know I have fine hair and there's a limit to what you can do, but can you please cut my hair in such a way that it looks dramatically different and really suits me, instead of giving me a fringless bob.
HAIRDRESSER: Of course Madam, I am very creative and extremely knowledgable about hairstyles and will now give you the best haircut ever. In addition, you will be able to recreate this style effortlessly every day at home as I am fully aware that you have neither the time nor the skill to be fucking around with a hairdryer each day.