I've Got a Bike, and I'll Ride it if I Like! (1 Viewer)

[Flux]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml

Doesn't everybody do this? What's the fuss?

 

[rettucs]

since I first read this this morning all I've been thinking about is my bike (or both of them). Now all I want to do is buy a new one.

I think I'll do this tomorrow.

I need help.

 

[hermie]

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

 

[Flux]

Yeah, pavements plural.

Takes all sorts. The two of them should join forces and become sex-buskers.

 

[travispickle]

"Goat survived by Kid.....and human husband"....
class

 

[Lord Damian]

placed on the sexual offenders register???

granted, having sex with a bike is a pretty wacky thing to do, but a "sexual offense"? it's "offensive" that he be placed on that list!!!!! and it was behind closed doors!!!!!


arrggggh this is destroying my fucking head!!!!

 

[broken arm]

what type of bike was it?


seriously though, I think it is a bit shit to potentially ruin his life/career by calling the cops. he's not a threat. to humans anyway.

 

[Flux]

"Look Ma, no hands!!"

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

placed on the sexual offenders register???

granted, having sex with a bike is a pretty wacky thing to do, but a "sexual offense"? it's "offensive" that he be placed on that list!!!!! and it was behind closed doors!!!!!

its fairly unbelievable alright. how would you do it though? all i can think of is that maybe you could stick it in under the saddle maybe

 

[Lord Damian]

its fairly unbelievable alright. how would you do it though? all i can think of is that maybe you could stick it in under the saddle maybe

doesn't necessarily have to be stuck "in" anything in order for it to be sex, probably just rubbing up against the seat, who knows? the man is now a laughingstock all because a couple of cunts had to report it.

imagine the shit-fit they would have thrown had they caught him with a blow-up doll!!!

 

[Flux]

His defence should have claimed it was the village bike.

 

[ratmonkey]

its fairly unbelievable alright. how would you do it though? all i can think of is that maybe you could stick it in under the saddle maybe

At least a motorbike would have an exhaust.

 

[classic seanc]

It's no weirder than using your hand, when you think about it.....

 

[Catwoman]

placed on the sexual offenders register???

granted, having sex with a bike is a pretty wacky thing to do, but a "sexual offense"? it's "offensive" that he be placed on that list!!!!! and it was behind closed doors!!!!!


arrggggh this is destroying my fucking head!!!!

I know, it's a bit of a Calvinistic reaction. It's a wonder he's not in the village stocks.

The door was locked for fucks sake.

But you'd think when he heard the door rattle and keys being turned he might have stopped.

 

[Catwoman]

"Goat survived by Kid.....and human husband"....
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After her "marriage", Rose [the goat] had a male kid - but "not a human one", Mr Rhodes told the BBC.

Glad he clarified that.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Bike sex man placed on probation

i reckon he must have been riding the bike while leering lecherously at the cleaners, otherwise surely this would never have gone so far

 

[hermie]

Bike sex man placed on probation

i reckon he must have been riding the bike while leering lecherously at the cleaners, otherwise surely this would never have gone so far

eh, wasn't he locked in his room or a closet or something? so unless he had some sort of sicko perv xray specs on the only leering he was doing was with his mind's eye.

i have to say i feel a bit sorry for him...

 

[ratmonkey]

You'd think he'd have stopped with the knocking on the door like.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

eh, wasn't he locked in his room or a closet or something? so unless he had some sort of sicko perv xray specs on the only leering he was doing was with his mind's eye.

i have to say i feel a bit sorry for him...

i feel sorry for him too, its just that its such a ridiculous thing to be put on the sex offenders register for that i cant help suspecting there must have been more to it than bike riding. he was in his room and cleaners tend to come in to clean rooms and they were knocking