its cold. (2 Viewers)

[Squiggle]

No thanks. My breath smells

Phew, thanks for warning me.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

autumn is in fact my favourite month. i probably came across wrong in my post..
autumn evenings are the best. plus i like wearing jumpers.

i think its just that it came outta nowhere..

september is possibly my favorite month but only if the weather is nice. what is so objectionable about this latest turn of meteorological events is that it was not preceded by a spell of summer weather summery enough to sustain us through a chilly autumn.

october is great - buying bangers and throwing them at old ladies!

 

[Diddles]

I had to go to bed yesterday afternoon because I was so cold. I can't turn the heating on during the day because I'm too mean.

It's shite

I had to get up twice last night to let the cats in and out the window- which was closed cos of the cold, like

Our cat pissed in the wardrobe yesterday. And she had a shit in the bath during the night. I'd blame the fact that we're minding two dogs who hate cats and she's obviously stressed out except she's been pissing in the side entrance as well since we moved. The side entrance that has two fucking cat-flaps out to the garden.

 

[Wobbler]

I had to go to bed yesterday afternoon because I was so cold. I can't turn the heating on during the day because I'm too mean.




Our cat pissed in the wardrobe yesterday. And she had a shit in the bath during the night. I'd blame the fact that we're minding two dogs who hate cats and she's obviously stressed out except she's been pissing in the side entrance as well since we moved. The side entrance that has two fucking cat-flaps out to the garden.

Is it possible that we have the same cat?

 

[Yurn!]

I love this weather, and this time of year. Crisp and fresh and sunny. When the weather gets like this it reminds me that my birthday is coming up too.

me too. crispy autumness awesomeness.

yeah but in October everything turns to shit, mark my words

October's great! November dude, that's the whore month. Name one thing that ever has happened once in any november ever.

EDIT: Apart from Guy Fawkes and a monster being spawned.

 

[Wobbler]

Phew, thanks for warning me.

It would have been awkward otherwise.

 

[classic seanc]

Is it possible that we have the same cat?

I think that's extremely unlikely.

Hope this helps.

 

[Space]

October's great! November dude, that's the whore month. Name one thing that ever has happened once in any november ever.

Well Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament and it's celebrated every year with fireworks and the like.

Remember, remember the fifth of November.

 

[classic seanc]

Stupid Catholics.

 

[therealjohnny]

Name one thing that ever has happened once in any november ever.

a monster was spawned ...alledgedly

 

[snakybus]

me too. crispy autumness awesomeness.



October's great! November dude, that's the whore month. Name one thing that ever has happened once in any november ever.

my birthday

thanks yurn

 

[Yurn!]

yeah guys, i mentioned those things. APART from those.

 

[La La]

i LOVE this weather. it's a little nipply but nothing a good scarf and jacket wont sort out. sooooo nice walking around while it's like this - the fucking rain better not DARE come near this country for a while yet.

 

[The Schnapper]

I can feel the winter around the corner and it makes my penis wilt, shrivel and die.

 

[evil bandit]

It's my b'day in November too.

Thanks for pre-ruining Yurn!, you cut me deep...

 

[Yurn!]

It's my b'day in November too.

Thanks for pre-ruining Yurn!, you cut me deep...

i didn't, you're the monster that was spawned.

 

[La La]

I can feel the winter around the corner and it makes my penis wilt, shrivel and die.

go find yourself a nice lady to keep you warm then!?


theweeyin?

 

[evil bandit]

i didn't, you're the monster that was spawned.

It does sum me up perfectly alright

Sleep on and dream of love
Because it's the closest you will
Get to love
Poor twisted child
So ugly, so ugly
The poor twisted child
Oh hug me, oh hug me
One November
Spawned a monster
In the shape of this child
Who later cried :

"But Jesus made me, so
Jesus save me from
pity, sympathy
And people discussing me
A frame of useless limbs
What can make good of
the bad that's been done?"

And if the lights were out
Could you even bear
To kiss her full on the mouth
(Or anywhere?) ohh..no

Poor twisted child
So ugly, so ugly
Poor twisted child
Oh hug me, oh hug me
One November
Spawned a monster
In the shape of this child
Who must remain
A hostage to kindness
And the wheels underneath her
A hostage to the kindness
And the wheels underneath her
A symbol of where mad, mad lovers
Must pause and draw the line.

So sleep and dream of love
Cause it's the closest
You will get to love ohh
Love
That November
Is a time
Which I must
Put out of my mind

Oh, one fine day
Let it be soon
She won't be rich or beautiful
But she'll be walking your streets
In the clothes that she went out
And chose for herself

 

[Diddles]

I have no long sleeve tops and can't work in a coat. I'm currently wearing a nightdress over my clothes to keep warm.

I always keep the windows in my 'office' open because I worry about the effects of passive smoking on the dogs. Not today though.

 

[Mitchum]

I reckon the 'rain' thread & this one should be merged into a 'weather' 'sticky' at the top of this forum.

The days are closing in.