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[7 - No tomorrow]

that if I want someone to unexpectedly walk into my office, all I have to do is fart two minutes beforehand.

 

[east hastings]

Were you playing a game of Danger Farts?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

you have your own office? ooh, look at Mr. Bighsot, farting in his own office. i have to go to the gents to fart, or fart silently into my chair and hope the smell doesn't permeate, you prick

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I sit here for hours and no one comes in. Drop a stink bomb and suddenly it's time to talk about new project reassignments or check the poxy smoke alarm.
All while we pretend the room doesn't smell like the inside of a cheese factory.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

you have your own office? ooh, look at Mr. Bighsot, farting in his own office. i have to go to the gents to fart, or fart silently into my chair and hope the smell doesn't permeate, you prick

Yes, of course I have my own office.
I'm important.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

just turn the radio up real loud to cover the smell

 

[GO]

The smell of poo is considered an aphrodisiac in some cultures I believe.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

The smell of poo is considered an aphrodisiac in some cultures I believe.

I don't think office culture is one of them.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I had wine with dinner last night, which I don't usually do mid-week, abstemious motherfucker that I am. It seems to have done a number on my innards.
I am not a serial offender in the stinky pants dept usually.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Show the office this thread, and then do one.

 

[east hastings]

Best way to get out of this situation is, after a minute of them being in the room just say to one of them "Did you fart?"

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Best way to get out of this situation is, after a minute of them being in the room just say to one of them "Did you fart?"

Right.
Works everywhere else.

 

[rettucs]

this thread stinks

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I've barred myself from the Minor Complaints thread, so this will happen from time to time.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Just walked up two flights of narrow stairs trailing the sneaky gas from last night's iffy Chinese spicy sausages.


Only to be met at the top of the stairs by my boss heading down.


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[worthit]

ooh, look at Mr. Bighsot, farting in his own office

I hope to use this phrase several times today.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I am not a serial offender in the stinky pants dept usually.

I would like to reiterate this. It doesn't happen a lot.

It just seems that it's like copping a quick glance at a woman's cleavage. I get caught every goddamn time.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I would like to reiterate this. It doesn't happen a lot.

It just seems that it's like copping a quick glance at a woman's cleavage. I get caught every goddamn time.

Just don't fart down a woman's cleavage, you're just asking for trouble there.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Just don't fart down a woman's cleavage, you're just asking for trouble there.

This is good advice.

 

[Jill Hives]

Just don't fart down a woman's cleavage, you're just asking for trouble there.

Or show them this thread.