Internet Doctoring (2 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

During the appointment he actually turned to his PC, went on to Google and did a search on my symptoms.

How was the omelette?

 

[frona]

You shouldn't read those internet diagnosis thingies. They make the most level-headed person into a hypochondriac. I thought I has Aspergers there a few weeks ago.

(I don't)

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I thought I has Aspergers there a few weeks ago.

Maybe stay away from the lolcats for a while too.

 

[billygannon]

How was the omelette?

Omelette?

 

[The Schnapper]

3 mg's of xanax 14 times daily

 

[Jill Hives]

There should be a site that tells people they're fine.
"Shortness of breath?
Sure it's probably nothing, you'll be grand."

Yes, until someone finally says, "go to the hospital ffs or I am calling an ambulance."

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Yes, until someone finally says, "go to the hospital ffs or I am calling an ambulance."

Heh.

That's the premium subscription service.


"Last night an asshole saved my life...."

 

[Jerry Twig]

Go to the doctor for crying out loud

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Go to the doctor for crying out loud

That's 50 blips, Pete

 

[Jerry Twig]

Pete?

 

[Jill Hives]

Heh.

That's the premium subscription service.


"Last night an asshole saved my life...."

In retrospect, I'm glad I paid the fee.


Jane -- it's probably stress. Even if you don't know it, your body is affected by it. Take a hot bath and zone out for a bit.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Pete?

Your avatar looks like Pete Rose

 

[frona]

Maybe stay away from the lolcats for a while too.

OMG! LOL!

 

[sweetoblivion]

it sounds like stress Jane - is your heart racing, are you getting palpitations?
Try doing some yoga breathing, where you take deep breaths and hold them for a few seconds, then let them out slowly. It helps to focus the mind.

 

[Diddles]

I find drinking loads of pints sorts me out for anything.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

take a load of yokes and listen to some right said fred in your apartment.
you'll be right as rain the next day.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I find drinking loads of pints sorts me out for anything.

That, or a good ride.

 

[therealjohnny]

i had a lump of coal stuck up my ass recently and the internet told me to play online poker and comment on youtube videos of celebrities vomiting. the coal slid out, just as lindsay lohan was blowing chunks and i had a pair of kings.

If you had left it up there it would have turned into a diamond ..in time- a nice heirloom for your grandkids

what a wasted opportunity

 

[george mcfly]

take a load of yokes and listen to some right said fred in your apartment.
you'll be right as rain the next day.

have you ever tried to speed up 'don't talk just kiss'?
200bpm's of ribbed muscle top baldness

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

have you ever tried to speed up 'don't talk just kiss'?
200bpm's of ribbed muscle top baldness

i tried but got shouted down at the party.
dood you're looking pretty ripped these days if you dont mind me saying.
you hit the gyms over the summer?