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Currently mad about this fella from Snowfall, but he was a bit of a horror sans beard and Lbs. Beards work wonders so they do.

he looks like a porn double for Arnold Schwarzeneger in that last photo where he's hugging that vaguely familiar white woman in the dress.
 

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Probably problematic cos she's gay
Gay women are my stock-in-trade I've learned. At one point I went out with, and was literally sleeping with this gay woman, when she was walked in on by her gay gf, who'd I'd ALSO FUCKING SLEPT with. I had no idea anyone was gay, despite the fact she looked quite like Brett Anderson.

Then when she dumped me I was so confused because I felt it was unfounded.

Turned out almost everyone I was with was gay. I sadly wasn't. But fuck me, I seem to have a dedicated gaydar for crushes. It's still pretty unerringly correct.

She looks cool for example.
 

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Klaus Nomi had an amazing life story. He was living in the village and he'd just sing. His neighbours and all would hear him, he'd be out hanging up his clothes cranking out these opera numbers in... falsetto? something ridiculous anyway, hanging up his jocks on the clothesline.

At some point he got a gig, and he had this crazy triangular latex suit made for himself, and did a few amazing performances at this Queer/drag thing. And David fucking Bowie swooped in and copied his look. And then had the nerve to ask him to be his backing singer.

Klaus was a badass.
 

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Klaus Nomi had an amazing life story. He was living in the village and he'd just sing. His neighbours and all would hear him, he'd be out hanging up his clothes cranking out these opera numbers in... falsetto? something ridiculous anyway, hanging up his jocks on the clothesline.

At some point he got a gig, and he had this crazy triangular latex suit made for himself, and did a few amazing performances at this Queer/drag thing. And David fucking Bowie swooped in and copied his look. And then had the nerve to ask him to be his backing singer.

Klaus was a badass.
He should have been world famous
 

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Six pages of heart emojis, middle distance stare with docile smile, saving her from the clutches of a great career and a billionaire husband to watch diy YouTube with me and go for a cycle.
 

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