I have the horn for... (15 Viewers)

[flashback]

Is that Jose is it?

Ah yeah. I saw him the other day. He is a good looking chap. I will give him that. Its very nice watching him play up close too. He's good.

He even had a nice story there he told, about, him finding a bullet, and putting it in his breast pocket where it deflected an otherwise fatal blow to the heart from a Bible thrown by a preacher.

See, when I tell it though, its shit.
When he told it, it was quiet, and nice, and charming.


Christ.
I think I have to beat up some gay people now.

 

[Unicron]

Ah Alexa, I hate Alex Turner I think. Even more than I used to.

 

[muffin]

oh alex turner..sex muffin..

 

[coast to coast]

Dese should be called the Delicious Projectors, wha'!

 

[travispickle]

As Sin City was on tv last night; i was reminded of this hottie -
Carla Gugino...Yum

 

[muffin]

carla gugino is in troop beverly hills which was one of my favourite films ever when i was younger..it also has jenny lewis from rilo kiley in it..you should look it up..

 

[therealjohnny]

yowza

I cant believe i still haven't seen this movie

 

[Yurn!]

Ah Alexa, I hate Alex Turner I think. Even more than I used to.

Good God i love that woman.

 

[Space]

Good God i love that woman.

Yes.

Although I see she's dating yer man from the Arctic Monkeys these days.

 

[Yurn!]

Yes.

Although I see she's dating yer man from the Arctic Monkeys these days.

look at her flushed cheeks. swoooooooooooon!

that's it. tell me to fuck off Alexa.

 

[Space]

look at her flushed cheeks. swoooooooooooon!

that's it. tell me to fuck off Alexa.

Any idea who the lady on the right is? I have the horn for her too.

 

[Yurn!]

Any idea who the lady on the right is? I have the horn for her too.

dunno but any woman who sits like that is a hero in my book.

 

[broken arm]

they look like late entry hoxton cunts

 

[Space]

dunno but any woman who sits like that is a hero in my book.

I think we(I mean you) should write them, tell we're really famous rockers in Ireland and see if they'll go out with us.

 

[Unicron]

I think we(I mean you) should write them, tell we're really famous rockers in Ireland and see if they'll go out with us.

Or just take out an ad. in Time Out London.

"Lonely guitarist with roguish attitude and charming ex-colonial accent seeks any stupid cow that spends to much time in Camden in skinny jeans. Straight fringe preferred but not essential."

 

[Space]

Or just take out an ad. in Time Out London.

"Lonely guitarist with roguish attitude and charming ex-colonial accent seeks any stupid cow that spends to much time in Camden in skinny jeans. Straight fringe preferred but not essential."

But neither of them girls has a straight fringe and we don't want just any stupid cow, it has to be Alexa and her mate.

 

[Unicron]

But neither of them girls has a straight fringe and we don't want just any stupid cow, it has to be Alexa and her mate.

And? You're being a little ambitious there dude.

 

[therealjohnny]

But neither of them girls has a straight fringe and we don't want just any stupid cow, it has to be Alexa and her mate.

hes probably thinking of this kind of attractive/yet annoying person

 

[muffin]

kate nash has lovely hair..

 

[Space]

And? You're being a little ambitious there dude.

My mam says it's good to aim high.