I have the horn for... (6 Viewers)

[Mormon Nailer]

I hate to interrupt but does anyone mind if we get back to the photos of the horn-worthy?

Damn right.

And the other one too:

They arent'related are they?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

An a related note while searchin for that pic I found this:

Body: MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED: Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES: Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

ZITS: In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.

WORST DRINK: The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Damn right.

And the other one too:

They arent'related are they?

Slightly different surnames, but both proof of some higher deity's hand in evolution.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Slightly different surnames, but both proof of some higher deity's hand in evolution.

Intelligent design thumped style.
I like it.
I think we should write a school textbook that promotes intellighnt desigh with pictures of cute girls - it'd sell like chicken fried steak.
I'll book a spot on Bill O'Reilly to promote it.

Ching Ching!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

intellighnt desigh

Is that ironic? I can never tell.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I just finished S3 of The Unit.
I have to say, I have a gay horn for Bob.

 

[muffin]

carv from the wire is hornable:

 

[Gambra]

I hate to interrupt but does anyone mind if we get back to the photos of the horn-worthy?

Ah here, what the fuck is that? That's probably the most disturbing looking belly I've ever seen! Way too thin too!

 

[evil bandit]

This is about the safest picture of her on the net

Masuimi Max the star of last nights Sexcetera

 

[Jill Hives]

I wanted to marry him when I was younger.

 

[Space]

Here lads can ye stop talking about my sister in the horn for thread?

 

[Thebeard]

Is she legal?

 

[Yurn!]

Is she legal?

Too fuckin right. Rew-say!

 

[Kermit McDermott]

She's deadly alright. Her eye's make her look a bit like a robot...which is fine.

Yer one that does the desserts on RTE's The Restaurant as well...cute as a button.

 

[guy of the tiger]

Wow. I'm into that

This is about the safest picture of her on the net

Masuimi Max the star of last nights Sexcetera

 

[disneyonfire]

Yer one on that dancing show on RTE -

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Wow. I'm into that

rice hound

 

[guy of the tiger]

rice hound

i'm not going to deny it.

 

[the strange guy]

Fake tits, fake nose.
She's all yours, FG!

 

[Space]