I have the horn for... (8 Viewers)

[Yurn!]

monica belluci is the perfect woman

FUCKING WORD.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

"squealing shitcake friends"


wow

Like I said, favourite person right now.

 

[evil bandit]

I watched Closer last night :heart: She even makes Damien Rice songs sound good.

 

[I Bleed Black]

I watched Closer last night :heart: She even makes Damien Rice songs sound good.

I was just on her imdb page and it says she's going out with Devandra Banhart

 

[ernesto]

I was just on her imdb page and it says she's going out with Devandra Banhart

wait til she finds out he loves chinese children

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

wait til she finds out he loves chinese children

Loves?

 

[Unicron]

I was just on her imdb page and it says she's going out with Devandra Banhart

Not any more apparently.

 

[ernesto]

Loves?

loves/marries/eats, whatever

 

[Mormon Nailer]

New girl started in the office today.
She's only OK.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

seriously,
how can a bum be this good?

indeed.

does it kinda gross anyone else out when theres a big gap like that between a girls legs????

man that came out wrong!!!!

Ya know what i mean though, like when the tops of the thighs don't touch and it looks like they've been riding a horse all their life. Kinda like the picture above but worse.



I'll be quiet now.

 

[the strange guy]

She tucks in the trousers into her crack and it's pulling her cheeks up and apart.
Like I said, I'm somewhat of an arse expert.

 

[sweetoblivion]

it's actually 'cos she's wearing a thong, as opposed to a pair of knickers. The thong divides the cheeks

 

[the strange guy]

Luckily, I'm not a professional expert.

 

[ernesto]

it's actually 'cos she's wearing a thong, as opposed to a pair of knickers. The thong divides the cheeks

and how!

 

[Corey]

and one more for nostalgia
YouTube - Carla Bruni - Quelqu'un m'a dit

I'm scared of Carla.


That is all.

 

[jillface]

I'm scared of Carla.


That is all.

I think she has great cheekbones but weird fuckin' eyes.

 

[mark]

yer one from six feet under. lovely.

 

[the strange guy]

Janey mack.

 

[Space]

Janey mack.

As in the band?

 

[the strange guy]

As in my horn for your one up there.