GUYS!!! favourite types of underwear.... (1 Viewer)

[jane]

I heard that this one time, Bag O'Cans was trying to attract a young lady into some anterior/posterior (i.e. frontal/dorsal) intimacy, and she was all, "Hey, Mister, I've got standards!" And Bags was like, "Yaah, Baby, so why don't you take off your blouse, so I can see 'em?"
I know this is true because I just wrote it on the internet.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I heard that this one time, Bag O'Cans was trying to attract a young lady into some anterior/posterior (i.e. frontal/dorsal) intimacy, and she was all, "Hey, Mister, I've got standards!" And Bags was like, "Yaah, Baby, so why don't you take off your blouse, so I can see 'em?"
I know this is true because I just wrote it on the internet.

hey spaface, you wanna grab a coffee some time?

 

[jane]

hey spaface, you wanna grab a coffee some time?

But of course!

 

[oh shit]

I heard that this one time, Bag O'Cans was trying to attract a young lady into some anterior/posterior (i.e. frontal/dorsal) intimacy, and she was all, "Hey, Mister, I've got standards!" And Bags was like, "Yaah, Baby, so why don't you take off your blouse, so I can see 'em?"
I know this is true because I just wrote it on the internet.

you think he'd have at least got her funbags out before tryin to poke her from behind. one step at a time, mr cans.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

But of course!

fuck that. i've officially given up on you.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

It's all true.