For Sale: One beard (used but not abused) (1 Viewer)

[Space]

That's right folks I'm selling my beard. It's the 2007 model with one careful owner. Open to any sensible offers.

PM or reply here if you're interested.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Does it come with food particles?

 

[Space]

Does it come with food particles?

I can sort them out if you like. No meat though as the previous owner was a veggie.

Wanna make me an offer? I'm also open to barter btw.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Selling beards online is worse than selling babies.

 

[Squiggle]

I'm tempted, but I'm not sure if a beard would really be *me*.

Are beards for everyone? That's the burning question here.

 

[plug]

morderator! can we move this to the beard foru... oh wait.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I'm tempted, but I'm not sure if a beard would really be *me*.

Are beards for everyone? That's the burning question here.

To suggest otherwise is clearly sexisim of the highest order - up there with cliterdectomys and bad things like that.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I'd buy it. I can only grow a scraggly chinny beard. My ambition is to grow a Dubliners beard one day, this could tide me over 'til then.

 

[zero_hero]

Its a nice beard... I may be interested... how much are you looking for?

 

[Space]

Well Ernesto's offered me his soul so you'll have to beat that.

 

[Umfufu]

Man, if I hadn't just ordered a Brian Blessed Special from the States, I'd definitely take it.

Someone buy this, pleeeeaaase!

 

[Ciansy]

I'll give you Ernesto's soul and a vegetable samosa for it.

 

[george mcfly]

i could squeeze out a beard like that over my lunch break

 

[Space]

 

[george mcfly]

it'll take another hour for it to even out i think