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[Shorty]

Let off some steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem, Bennett!



[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]What did you do with him?

I let him go![/font]

 

[Cormcolash]

Fuck I can't believe theres a picture of that on the net and I didn't know about it! Last time I searched for Vernon Wells, all I got was shit about Mad Max 2, which naturally doesn't have anywhere near the humour value of Commando.

 

[spuded]

hey your not the only one who hates predator, its all a load of bollocks in my eyes, i wanna go home and watcg labyrinth now, now thats a fuckin film and a half, david bowie and hennifer donnelly, the film corrupted me at an early age and perhaps caused my fascination with girls with very dark hair.

 

[spuded]

ok that was obviously meant to read jennifer connelly, excuse my semi-drunk typing. SXE heads take note, just one more reason to stay t'edge.

 

[Cormcolash]

hey your not the only one who hates predator, its all a load of bollocks in my eyes, i wanna go home and watcg labyrinth now, now thats a fuckin film and a half, david bowie and hennifer donnelly, the film corrupted me at an early age and perhaps caused my fascination with girls with very dark hair.

"I'm scared"
"Bullshit! You ain't scared of no man!"
"Theres something out there, waiting for us. And it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."

Does Labyrinth have lines like that? Well then.

 

[Super Dexta]

That's sampled on at least two records that I have. Never knew where it was from before.

 

[Cormcolash]

Well now you can say how good Predator is too.

Of course I automatically like any band that uses quotes from a Schwarzenegger film in their samples.

 

[borzo]

there is one thing that arnie says that always makes me laugh, its from that film Red Heat, just at the beginning of the movie, after the bit where arnie is in a very small towel barely covering his bulging quadriceps...
he walks into a bar and rips the wooden leg of a man pours out its contents (cocaine) and arnie says "CO-CAIN-UM!"
priceless, all i have to do is say "co-cain-um" arnie style and im laughing !ninjaaaa

 

[XjohnnyX]

check out this site for the best commando review ever!:

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/80saction/commando.html

the rest of the site is amazing too with the 80s action film reviews.

oh and rocky 3 is on BBC 2 (i think) next wednesday!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

conan the barbarian is going pretty cheap in the hmv sale and the commentary is one of the funniest things ever. so is the scene where he's trippin and he punches a camel out.
funny shit

andrew

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah Conan rules. And that review site is amazing.

 

[Lordjaysus]

Sorry for not keeping with the action movies but I just watched The Breakfast Club!

"Hey son, wanna go fishing? Sure Dad, but I haven't done my homework. That's OK son, you can do it on the boat!"

 

[spuded]

yeah now thats a film, fuck all that bleedin conan shite, the breakfast club si so good even dystopia used samples from it. Strangely enough when i was doing social care in college i had to do a three thousand word essay on the breakfast club and it's representation of peer groups among teenagers. Good old ballyer college.

 

[XjohnnyX]

the breakfast club is awesome although i think that the best comedy ever (obviously as 95% of the best movies ever came from the 80s) has to be planes trains and automobiles which is directed by the same guy that did the breakfast club.
almost more quotes/one liners than commando!

 

[Cormcolash]

The Breakfast Club is a big pile of shite, and you aren't allowed to even mention it on my action film thread. However Planes Trains and Automobiles is acceptable, as is any John Candy Golden Era film.

 

[spuded]

John Candy is dead...long live the breakfast club....ow labyrinth thats a fuckin movie!

 

[Cormcolash]

Labyrinth is crap too, this is all blasphemy, John Candy lives, so does John Belushi!

 

[mc moley]

Tremors is where its at.
.|..| !cheezy .|..|
the ones without kevin bacon arent as gud.

 

[stephenoblunt]

You're so new-school Darragh it isn't even funny! Tremors was good but not in the same league as Breakfast Club or any 80's Scwarzeneggar film or Labyrinth. All of which are pure gold and they really don't make films like them any more...

 

[Cormcolash]

Tremors is suitably amusing to mention on this thread. Well done.