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[7 - No tomorrow]

I know someone had their phone nicked and someone did this via text.

Ended up dating one of the girls.

His sisters were not too impressed.

 

[hugh]

What you do is send a private message to every female on his friend list saying how he's always really really fancied them but never had the balls to say anything.

Just the females?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Just the females?

Well, honestly I'd just send the guy a message saying he left his Facebook open.

Making gay advances is too many chess moves ahead for me.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

 

[RayRay]

Replace the "David Avoado Wolfe" sig with the Brazzers logo and you have yourself a winning MEME right there

 

[IFF]

facebook suggests ISIS

244 people likes this group called ISIS, they have had the message on their facebook page to their friends, relatives, sixth cousins that they once met in the street that they joined ISIS

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I found this profile pic on the Irish Times comment section

It's for the dude

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Be helpless! Your problems are your best friend's responsibility!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

And this as a main photo thing

Nicked off sthis guy

https://www.facebook.com/doug.dossantos.9

 

[therealjohnny]

"HEY! HEY EVERYONE! I'M REALLY INTROVERTED! THAT'S RIGHT, ME! I'll convince you of this by posting comics and cartoons that explain What it is like to be really introverted, like me. I will post the results of quizzes that inform you that I am an introverted person. I'll share photos with quotes from famous introverts. Just so you know , I am an introvert.

I'm also depressed.

 

[therealjohnny]

People addressing their cousins using the term "cousin". Outside of fiction from the 19th century this should not be acceptable.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Everyone's just trying to make a go of it best they can, Johnno

 

[therealjohnny]

Ah fuck them, fuck them all

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It was 20 degrees here today and I spent it biking with a beautiful woman

I'm very much on the kumbaya/ain't-life-grand side of things right now

 

[Lili Marlene]

It was 20 degrees here today and I spent it biking with a beautiful woman

On... on facebook?

 

[therealjohnny]

I didn't see any happy couple selfies ..I don't believe it

 

[Scientician 0.8]

"Are you from... the past?" -
My colleague when she found out I don't have a Facebuke.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

People addressing their cousins using the term "cousin". Outside of fiction from the 19th century this should not be acceptable.

I'm always addressing my family as Brother/ Sister/ Mother/ Father, is this equally unacceptable?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I'm always addressing my family as Brother/ Sister/ Mother/ Father, is this equally unacceptable?

Are you Avicii?

 

[nooleen]

i just helped my mother deactivate her facebook

10 seconds work dragged out to 15 minutes as she left me waiting in a quiet rage by the computer while she got distracted doing other things or paused to tell me a rambling story about friends or relatives i've never met