embarassing sexual situations (1 Viewer)

[c0De_n1NjA]

my uncle walked in on me tea-bagging my granny. I was johansson, no one knew where to look.

 

[Corey]

my uncle walked in on me tea-bagging my granny. I was johansson, no one knew where to look.

Anywhere but down?

 

[Jerry Twig]

Janer the Biography, Chapter II: "My Sexual Years"

So the crusty, righ', stuck his polespike up me hole...

 

[Hector Grey]

i'm terrific in the sack, actually.
nothing embarassing has ever happened to me.
some birds tho, they thing they're great. they ain't great.

 

[The Schnapper]

i'm terrific in the sack, actually.
nothing embarassing has ever happened to me.
some birds tho, they thing they're great. they ain't great.

Nothing worse than the over dramatic ones

 

[Hector Grey]

Nothing worse than the over dramatic ones

nothing a bit o the oul rohyp can't sort out.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

I was once caught having a wank, wearing a clown suit and looking in the mirror.

 

[La La]

nothing a bit o the oul rohyp can't sort out.

*slap*

a friend of mine went to bangkok and loaded up on rohypnol and prozac from one of those street chemists.

i was

 

[Jerry Twig]

I was once caught having a wank, wearing a clown suit and looking in the mirror.

we've all been there

 

[Mormon Nailer]

This isnt sexual as such - but itdoes involve nudity and embarrasment - so it gets in on a technicality.

I woke up one morning (or should I say was awoke!), after a ferocious feed of liquour, naked, on the stairs, wearing a kebab.

Me ma was not best pleased by the sight.

 

[Hector Grey]

*slap*

a friend of mine went to bangkok and loaded up on rohypnol and prozac from one of those street chemists.

i was

i'd say you were.....

 

[theoootini]

split my foreskin once during a boink. ouchy. twas fairly messy...

 

[Corey]

split my foreskin once during a boink. ouchy. twas fairly messy...

Thats what you get for being a dirty heathen. Foreskins are for puss...actually, no. They're not. God, no.

 

[Stan Bowles]

*slap*

a friend of mine went to bangkok and loaded up on rohypnol and prozac from one of those street chemists.

i was

Surely a !zed smiley would be more apt?

 

[RSJ]

This isnt sexual as such - but itdoes involve nudity and embarrasment - so it gets in on a technicality.

I woke up one morning (or should I say was awoke!), after a ferocious feed of liquour, naked, on the stairs, wearing a kebab.

Me ma was not best pleased by the sight.

Long as we're talking non-sexual nudity - mate of mine fell asleep on the galway to dublin bus and woke up somewhere half way across, inbetween two good friends of his, both girls and both them staring intently out the window, only to look down and realise his sleeping friend had pried it's way free his pants. Sweet.

 

[Hector Grey]

!zed!zed!zed!zed!zed!zed!zed!zed!zed!zed

Surely a !zed smiley would be more apt?

 

[La La]

luckily i wasnt on teh receiving end of it, if that clears it up.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i remember sean fortune waliking in on me tossing bishop chomiskys salad. he just walked over, stuck his finger in my arse, said a novena and left. Me and the bishop fell around when he left.

 

[wild_cat]

i remember sean fortune waliking in on me tossing bishop chomiskys salad. he just walked over, stuck his finger in my arse, said a novena and left. Me and the bishop fell around when he left.

Very fucking tasteful thats about as funny as Hiroshima.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Very fucking tasteful thats about as funny as Hiroshima.

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