embarassing sexual situations (1 Viewer)

[ernesto]

Trying to sleep next to a guy I really fancied, but had refused to have sex with on the grounds that I had a boyfriend while listening to my flatmate's Harry met Sally style "Oh God, Oh Yeah! etc..." from the room next door. You could have cut the tension in the air with a knife.

yeah, ive had a similar one of those. i just persevered and hoped to fall asleep quickly. in retrospect i shouldve just gone out for a night-time stroll on my own or disappeared into the toilet for a quick hand shandy.

Tension's much worse than release if you ask me! If we'd given in all would have been well, we'd have laughed about it and whatever. As it was we didn't speak to one another for about 8 years!

dont know, reckon if you gave in
youd be feeling pretty shit about it and hurtin people and stuff is bit shit. actually i havn'e spoken to yer one in bout 4 years. reckon i could still pull her though.

DYING for it.

id post a pic up of it but eh, yeah.. its a sex forum and that would be weird.
its not a sexy cat though RSJ, just pretty!! tiny cute thing

 

[Squiggle]

dont know, reckon if you gave in
youd be feeling pretty shit about it and hurtin people and stuff is bit shit. actually i havn'e spoken to yer one in bout 4 years. reckon i could still pull her though.

Yeah, I know. I'd have ended up hating myself. Anyway, we're speaking again so that's cool. I think the moment has well passed..

id post a pic up of it but eh, yeah.. its a sex forum and that would be weird.
its not a sexy cat though RSJ, just pretty!! tiny cute thing

So it's not a sex kitten then?

AHAHAHAH

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

get a room, you two. a chat room! aha!

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

!zed

 

[ernesto]

Yeah, I know. I'd have ended up hating myself. Anyway, we're speaking again so that's cool. I think the moment has well passed..

ah thats good!

So it's not a sex kitten then?

AHAHAHAH

oh lord...well, shoulda seen that one comin





no is the answer,

 

[Skull Smile]

not embarrasing, actually.. one of the better situations

i have known ****** for 10yrs now but when we first met she was a barmaid in my local,we got talking one night
can i see you home i asked
if you like she said
i was very drunk so we got in her car instead of walking but instead of going home she took me to a quiet place she knew, i need to be f**ked now she said taking my c**k out and w**king it fast
s**k me first
no just fuck my c**t and f**k it hard she pulled her skirt up showing me her trimmed p**sy soaking w*t slipping a f*nger up herself she let me taste her j*ices
she sat on my lap f**k me f**k me she scr*amed her t*ts busting out of her top was enough to send me over the top and i c*m up ****** 's p**sy before i could recover ****** had got off me and got me to l*ck her p**sy clean of her c*m and mine then k*ss her so we both tasted each others c*m.We have had plenty of adventures since then but the first was the best.Will tell more another time

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

what juices did she have? Nothing beats a britvic clit flick.

 

[BC]

"you must spread your cheeks before giving it to c0De_n1NjA again"

 

[ernesto]

not embarrasing, actually.. one of the better situations

i have known ****** for 10yrs now but when we first met she was a barmaid in my local,we got talking one night
can i see you home i asked
if you like she said
i was very drunk so we got in her car instead of walking but instead of going home she took me to a quiet place she knew, i need to be f**ked now she said taking my c**k out and w**king it fast
s**k me first
no just fuck my c**t and f**k it hard she pulled her skirt up showing me her trimmed p**sy soaking w*t slipping a f*nger up herself she let me taste her j*ices
she sat on my lap f**k me f**k me she scr*amed her t*ts busting out of her top was enough to send me over the top and i c*m up ****** 's p**sy before i could recover ****** had got off me and got me to l*ck her p**sy clean of her c*m and mine then k*ss her so we both tasted each others c*m.We have had plenty of adventures since then but the first was the best.Will tell more another time

did you type the proper spelling of 'boo-teek' there or something.?

lot of asterisks... ********


incidently, what car was it?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

incidently, what car was it?

a Ford Cap Pas Capri

 

[ernesto]

a Ford Cap Pas Capri

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to c0De_n1NjA again.



i thought it mightve been a Fiat Cunto or peugot 2 0 sex

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Trying to sleep next to a guy I really fancied, but had refused to have sex with on the grounds that I had a boyfriend while listening to my flatmate's Harry met Sally style "Oh God, Oh Yeah! etc..." from the room next door. You could have cut the tension in the air with a knife.

I was entertaing a young lady one evening, I was much the worse for drink and wasn't really making much of an impression. The girls flatmate was nextdoor with her boyfriend getting the pounding of a lifetime - and being very vocally appreciative. Whereas in our room I felt like I was trying to stuff an oyster down the neck of a beer bottle. And the howling from next door wasn't helping.

Eventually I just gave up and the two of us ended up sitting on the bed smoking listening to the second encore from next door.

 

[Squiggle]

I was entertaing a young lady one evening, I was much the worse for drink and wasn't really making much of an impression. The girls flatmate was nextdoor with her boyfriend getting the pounding of a lifetime - and being very vocally appreciative. Whereas in our room I felt like I was trying to stuff an oyster down the neck of a beer bottle. And the howling from next door wasn't helping.

Eventually I just gave up and the two of us ended up sitting on the bed smoking listening to the second encore from next door.

Hmm... I don't know you do I?

 

[La La]

.....................

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Hmm... I don't know you do I?

I think I'm an archetype

 

[Squiggle]

Yes, that is true. This has almost certainly been the experience of many an Irish male.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

The funny thing is because you are so full of drink and garlic cheese chips you are just glad of a warm bed and perfectly happy to rool over and start snoring - rather than apologise and run out the door like politeness would demand.

 

[Squiggle]

Garlic cheese fries from Abrakebabra?

My flatmate and I had a deal, I was the 'good girl'. By which I mean the girl who wouldn't walk home alone but also didn't want to 'follow through'. The arrangement was mostly a good one.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I blame the flatmate - bringing home a sober teenager. Obviously you could cut glass with that thing.

There no one with a few drinks/pounds/years on board could compete with that.

Explain this arrangment - I think I've fallen foul of it before.

 

[flashback]

Not so much embarassing for me, as for the lassie I was with. But worth mentioning none the less...
Start of the summer, and we have been kicked out of our various college gaffs, and have descended, prodigal son style, upon the folks. With the mot in tow.

Old man is off at work, and shure tis a fine warm spring afternoon. Anyway, we decide to get a bit of a thang on.
I open the bedroom window and glance down at the bar-b-que that the evangalical type christians are having with the family just below and slightly to the right of us. With the kids. And the grand parents.

I draw the curtains.

Anyway, the pair of us are at it like grisly bears on viagra for a bit. And then the young wan decides she has had enough with the whole lack of air in the room, cause she is fooking roasting now.

Now, I had sort of forgotten that the local church group was outside in the neighbour's back garden, or at least told myself that I didnt notice them. Said young lady furiously opened the curtains, exposing all sorts of indecency to the outside world, whilst making a loud "AHHHH" ing sound, as the cool spring breeze nipped about her girly bits.

Then she had a bit of a glance down.

Apparantly about 20 people, rangeing in age from 5 to 80 years old, were stood, stock still, mouths open stareing back at her.

I laughed anyway. That's the main point of the story.
They moved out shortly later. But, like, I had a solid giggle for a few minutes. .|..|