drunken sleep walking. (1 Viewer)

[damien]

two weeks ago i awoke to find myself walking up a dual carriageway in cork in nothing but my boxers. at 10am.

no joke.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

two weeks ago i awoke to find myself walking up a dual carriageway in cork in nothing but my boxers. at 10am.

no joke.

How far from where you had fallen asleep were you?

 

[shidheat]

this was me last night. i nearly pissed in the wardrobe apparently, had to be directed elsewhere. ive pissed in a cutlery drawer in similar stae before.

i pissed in my the corner of friend's father's bedroom in the clothes basket after passing out drunk at his sister's 18th. his auntie was kipping in the bed at the time and she was well freaked out. i've been stopped from doing similar things at my parents house too. it's very normal to get drunk, pass out, sleep walk and piss on things.

 

[shidheat]

two weeks ago i awoke to find myself walking up a dual carriageway in cork in nothing but my boxers. at 10am.

no joke.

an ex-colleague woke up on a bench outside his flat in the centre of waterford, completely naked in a similar situation. it was about 4am though

 

[damien]

How far from where you had fallen asleep were you?

bout 10 mins. scary shit.

 

[Corey]

My girlfriend was rudely awoken last week by me, groping her in my sleep. After asking quietly and threateningly what in fuck i thought i was doing i apparantly murmurd "...take it where i can geddit woman..." and passed back out again.

We're so in love.

 

[classic seanc]

A guy I went to school with was caught sleep-wanking after a christmas party once.
Standing up, facing the corner of the room

 

[Lord Damian]

not drunken, but my little sister, when she was about 3 or 4, sleepwalked out the house and next door to my grandparents house. we were living in the countryside at the time and it was a fair walk for a 3 yr old... grandad brought her back with the classic "missing something?"...

 

[Willie Willions]

Was gonna recount Damo's story but didn't know if he wanted it public knowledge cos its seriously mental.

 

[ernesto]

do it

 

[Charlie Bucket]

reminds me of the legendary story of the guy who got so drunk at rag week that, having been ejected from the college bar he lay on the ground, undid his trousers and started to beat the meat - the bouncers arrived just as he was climaxing whilst shouting "Aston Villa!"