Coronavirus: Better Call Sol - CORONAMANIA (13 Viewers)

[David Kronenbourg]

My girlfriend is having an elderly client round to our gaff on Monday to go through some work. I told her she’s mad and will have to cancel.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Why does Trump keep capitalising the V in CoronaVirus? Is it to be annoying?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Won't somebody think of the vasectomy patients

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[Cornu Ammonis]

The 12 year old me is being reborn and let loose on this bad boy during my lock down. Lots of assembling and painting for me while listening to Bolt Thrower.

 

[flashback]

I was driving earlier and my tyre shredded on the motorway. My main reaction was "oh fuck I don't want to have to go to a garage on Monday and interact with strangers."

Hold on... so the tyre actually ripped itself apart?

Dang. I've never actually seen a car tyre shredding. I had an artic tyre blow itself to kingdom fuck on the M4, with me sitting about 10 meters back on the bike at around 120km/h. I'd already driven through the aftermath before I realised what happened.

But... I dunno, I thought car tyres were under way less stress than those massive bastards on Artics.

 

[flashback]

Why does Trump keep capitalising the V in CoronaVirus? Is it to be annoying?

Have you considered maybe it's you, and everybody else, that's wrong?

"I like this stuff. I really get it… every one of these doctors said, ‘how do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability."

The DOCTORS ARE ASKING HIM ABOUT IT Bernie. The doctors.

Are The Doctors asking you about it? Do you have a natural ability?

I didn't. Fuckin. Think so.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

He’s doing a press conference in ten minutes. Oh god what next?

 

[flashback]

I think Trump operates on the principle of immediately saying every fucking thought that occurs to him, and relying on the idea if he drives up the number of things said high enough statistically speaking some of them have to be true.

Sort of an infinite monkeys coming up with the entire works of Shakespeare approach, in spoken form.

 

[flashback]

He’s doing a press conference in ten minutes. Oh god what next?

Well, we transitioned cleanly from "fake news", to "situation completely under control" to "it's not my fault" to "national emergency, we're shutting the whole place down", so I'm guessing we might be due another reminder on how competently Trump, and Trump alone, is personally handling the situation.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

16 weeks!!!!!!!!!

Coronavirus: Northern Ireland schools 'will close for at least 16 weeks'

First minister Arlene Foster confirms schools will close at some point – but not immediately

www.theguardian.com

 

[ernesto]

Moisturiser is not enough for me, I’ve been moisturising since before this all kicked off and my hands were fucked anyway. I’ve absolutely no barrier on my skin anymore, I keep getting static shocks because there is no oil on my skin to stop it generating a charge.

I HOpe no one is washing their hands AND then using hand sanitizer in quick succession

 

[flashback]

16 weeks!!!!!!!!!

Coronavirus: Northern Ireland schools 'will close for at least 16 weeks'

First minister Arlene Foster confirms schools will close at some point – but not immediately

www.theguardian.com

Just when you thought the thread couldn't get more apocalyptic, Arlene Foster arrives in.

 

[Unicron]

Hold on... so the tyre actually ripped itself apart?

Dang. I've never actually seen a car tyre shredding. I had an artic tyre blow itself to kingdom fuck on the M4, with me sitting about 10 meters back on the bike at around 120km/h. I'd already driven through the aftermath before I realised what happened.

But... I dunno, I thought car tyres were under way less stress than those massive bastards on Artics.

When it first went I thought it was a blow out, but the inner section was intact. The middle third of the outer part tore itself away from the rest of it. I must have hit something on the road

 

[flashback]

I HOpe no one is washing their hands AND then using hand sanitizer in quick succession

I simply thoroughly coat my hands in alcohol sanitizer, and then ignite them. To be safe.

 

[ernesto]

I HOpe no one is washing their hands AND then using hand sanitizer in quick succession

because apart from being pointless, your hands will indeed be raw

 

[ernesto]

I simply thoroughly coat my hands in alcohol sanitizer, and then ignite them. To be safe.

the more on fire they are,the safer!

 

[ernesto]

My girlfriend is having an elderly client round to our gaff on Monday to go through some work. I told her she’s mad and will have to cancel.

Unless either of you have it, there’s no reason not to have the elderly client over.
Once they take care getting there there is no need to be that alarmist

 

[Squiggle]

How are you holding up @Squiggle ? Hope you’re starting to feel better!!!

Pretty good thanks. Still have a fever, and a headache, and a cough... but no worse either. It's still a weird dose.

How is everyone else doing? All well?

 

[chris d]

I HOpe no one is washing their hands AND then using hand sanitizer in quick succession

Oh yeah, I've been doing that.

Have a dentist appointment on wednesday. Playing cat and mouse on who is going to cancel first. My cheap ikea office is up and running, no need to go to work ever now as far as I can see.

 

[ernesto]

Oh yeah, I've been doing that.

Don’t, as one makes the other redundant.
Although if you are to Do one, scrubbing your hands tops using
The hand sanitiser