Coronavirus: Better Call Sol - CORONAMANIA (26 Viewers)

[flashback]

I talk a lot of shit about my school.

But, it allowed the children the opportunity to steal a bar of sodium and flush it down the jacks, blowing up the B corridor. So it wasn't all bad.

 

[egg_]

Haha in my school the perpetrator didn't flush, so just blew up the toilet itself (leaving only a stump). That was the 80s though, I suppose things progressed

 

[pete]

I’ve never been invited to a school reunion. Not much chance of one happening these days I suppose.

 

[flashback]

Haha in my school the perpetrator didn't flush, so just blew up the toilet itself (leaving only a stump). That was the 80s though, I suppose things progressed

Yeah, it was said you needed to break it into pieces and wrap it in wax paper so it goes down far enough.

There were some experimental art installations created for teachers too.

A nice one occurred then the physics teacher popped out of the class for a moment, and the kids turned off all the lights, closed and shuttered every window so the place was pretty dark, turned on every gas outlet, lit each outlet directly so there were massive yellow flames billowing out of them, and then we all hid in the glassware cupboards.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

It was pretty pointless to do stuff like that unless you told all your friends and thereby ensured you'd never get away with it

 

[flashback]

It was pretty pointless to do stuff like that unless you told all your friends and thereby ensured you'd never get away with it

It's just one of those things the school should probably have considered before they focused on cornering the all-cunt market.


The lighting all the gas taps one was genuinely done because we thought it looked lovely, and wanted to give the teacher a fun surprise when he came back.

 

[Lili Marlene]

We were definitely too afraid of blowing everything up to do that. Pathetic millennials. Disappointed to now learn that the gas pipes were safe and we missed some good possible tricks.

 

[flashback]

There was also some lessons learned in cooperation.

If all the kids gathered together, and behaved like little cunts in unison, it made it difficult to punish any one of us.

Added to this we learned to be co-conspirators with some teachers.

Quid pro quos were agreed upon allowing for example our maths teacher to go off and get absolutely shitfaced as long as he didn't interrupt our in class a capella Christy Moore concerts. And we liked our in class concerts.

 

[ann post]

News just in from that mental group i'm on invite to on fb...

 

[chris d]

What shite pints.

I know that's part of the fabric of the post, but still.

 

[ann post]

What shite pints.

I know that's part of the fabric of the post, but still.

Yeah honestly if I'm going back to the bar I want the most notiony pint imaginable. I want it to be at least 15eu for the 33cl. Its been a long time like.

 

[Reets]

News just in from that mental group i'm on invite to on fb...

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They’re a dick

 

[magicbastarder]

was in lidl and M&S in santry earlier - definite uptick in mask wearing, only spotted two customers (and one security guard) without one in M&S.

 

[nuke terrorist]

seeing as i slagged off teachers yesterday -
a teacher who had given birth in late April told me in May that she would now
have to grade students when Leaving Cert was cancelled.
it is grossly unfairly that a mother with a small baby should be put in such a situation.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I've noticed mask use and social distancing becoming really lax here. Shops rammed with people not wearing masks.

 

[ann post]

Is this back in the charts yet?

 

[seanc]

Quid pro quos were agreed upon allowing for example our maths teacher to go off and get absolutely shitfaced as long as he didn't interrupt our in class a capella Christy Moore concerts. And we liked our in class concerts.

We used to do "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" in our technology class while our teacher went out for a "coffee". It's a good communal song, and we rocked the gaff. Probably the best executed group project our year ever managed. It gave the camper lads an outlet doing the falsetto bit.

And the look on the teachers face when he ran back into the room, all pink and raging, it was GLORIOUS.

A weem a way, a weem a way etc.

 

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[nuke terrorist]

i wear one of those plastic face shields instead of a mask. it's like a pair of glasses so
you can take it off outside without putting yer hands near your mouth.
the 2 days i wore face masks instead of that i had to keep touching the mask to keep it in place.

while some folks in the above video give absurd excuses and get angry for no
reason, i'd have to imagine it's intolerable running or cycling wearing a mask.

 

[Cormcolash]

I liked the "I doing a 20 mile walk here!" guy best, what a hero