clarkson gets comeuppance (1 Viewer)

[smellen]

yes a cunt. still gotta laugh an his writing though.

 

[Stan Bowles]

Top Gear is my favourite TV program.

I'm a sexist, racist, hippy hating brit too though.

 

[Hector Grey]

Top Gear is my favourite TV program.

I'm a sexist, racist, hippy hating brit too though.

germans too, ja?

 

[broken arm]

what prick buys the sun?

 

[Stan Bowles]

germans too, ja?

I thought I covered that in the racist part.

Should I have added jingoistic?

 

[kings lead hat]

so how did the scammers do it?

 

[magicbastarder]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article5292547.ece

 

[Gambra]

That's the best car review I've ever read!

God I love Jeremy Clarkson

 

[Froog]

ha ha!

I cannot think of the question in today’s climate to which the answer is “A Vauxhall Insignia”.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

I've found myself watching Top Gear a few times in the last few weeks, and I have no interest in cars. Clarkson seems unpleasant but he can be very funny sometimes.

 

[Gambra]

I've found myself watching Top Gear a few times in the last few weeks, and I have no interest in cars. Clarkson seems unpleasant but he can be very funny sometimes.

I hate cars, I can't tell an Aston Martin apart from a Ford Focus but I never miss Top Gear given the chance. It's great great TV.

 

[Lirah]

I hate the way he almost always wins (usually by cheating) in the races and other competitions they have on Top Gear, so I'm glad he's losing for once.

I'd have been careful to pick a charity that was likely to really piss him off though...

Greenpeace? Something like that.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I hate the way he almost always wins (usually by cheating) in the races and other competitions they have on Top Gear, so I'm glad he's losing for once.

Bloody alpha males

I'd have been careful to pick a charity that was likely to really piss him off though...

Greenpeace? Something like that.

He's less likely to cancel a health-related one.

And computer hacker/fraudster/smarty-hole types are more likely to be fat bastards and hence more susceptible to Type 2 diabetes

 

[MDR]

He is a brilliant reviewer. His books full of car reviews are about a tenner and brilliantly written and funny. Describes the fiat 500 as so cute it would give you diabetes and the leather in an aston martin as being made from Dale Winton. Every car magazine imitates his style.

I'd hate to meet him, but he's great on TV.

PS: I went to the Top Gear show in the RDS and it was fandabiedozie.

 

[Lirah]

Bloody alpha males



He's less likely to cancel a health-related one.

And computer hacker/fraudster/smarty-hole types are more likely to be fat bastards and hence more susceptible to Type 2 diabetes

I thought the article said that he couldn't cancel it... you think that was for bleeding heart reasons?

He is a brilliant reviewer. His books full of car reviews are about a tenner and brilliantly written and funny. Describes the fiat 500 as so cute it would give you diabetes and the leather in an aston martin as being made from Dale Winton. Every car magazine imitates his style.

I'd hate to meet him, but he's great on TV.

PS: I went to the Top Gear show in the RDS and it was fandabiedozie.

You clearly love him and want to have his babies.

::clef::MDR and JC up a tree::clef::

Actually, you kinda sound like a car... MDR sx

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I thought the article said that he couldn't cancel it... you think that was for bleeding heart reasons?

I think there was certain artistic license taken there.

You can cancel any direct debits.

 

[MDR]

You clearly love him and want to have his babies.

::clef::MDR and JC up a tree::clef::

It would never work - he hates Saabs.

 

[Wilbert]

It would never work - he hates Saabs.

Your new-found love of cars and your imminent purchase of a games console indicates that the next MDR album will be a concept album about Gran Turismo from the newly-named Mumblin' Deaf Renault.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It would never work - he hates Saabs.

Clarkson hates Saabs?

Such tosh. They're wonderful cars.

 

[evil bandit]

Your new-found love of cars and your imminent purchase of a games console indicates that the next MDR album will be a concept album about Gran Turismo from the newly-named Mumblin' Deaf Renault.

Coming out on his own label 'Mazda Driver Records'.