Break-ups (4 Viewers)

[Los Davos]

Fortune cookie?

I know it sounds insane that it bothers me but without the back story (which is long and no one cares about) it's hard to see why it would hit me a bit funny at first. I still don't like it but logic started seeping in during my walk home. I still wanna kick him in the shins but I will ignore it like the 'closure' letter he sent me last year. Best go visit Glasgow while I can.

I know a guy who sells guns

 

[Jill Hives]

Who's that desperate to want break up sex after 15 months though??!

Girls go back to whom they are familiar with more often than finding someone new. In times of need, that is.

 

[Gambra]

Maybe so but that'd normally be in maybe a 6 month period tops. Not a year and a half. Maybe ernesto really is that good in bed. Are you?

 

[Jill Hives]

Maybe so but that'd normally be in maybe a 6 month period tops. Not a year and a half. Maybe ernesto really is that good in bed. Are you?

True, we're waiting Ernesto.....

 

[ernesto]

im not going to blow my own trumpet (ooh-err).....but yeah,
im the world's greatest lover.



actually, im not getting into this on thumped.

 

[Lili Marlene]

ernesto, are you breaking up with thumped?

 

[Jill Hives]

ernesto, are you breaking up with thumped?

I am. It gives nothing back.

 

[flashback]

I am. It gives nothing back.

ask not what thumped can do for you, ask what you can do for thumped.

 

[CitySickness]

im not going to blow my own trumpet (ooh-err).....but yeah,
im the world's greatest lover.

"Once you go Ernesto, you'll never turn sexpesto."

 

[ernesto]

ernesto, are you breaking up with thumped?

yeah,

but i still plan to have sex with it for the next 15 months though

"Once you go Ernesto, you'll never turn sexpesto."

ironically enough, i have been called that before.

 

[Unicron]

Okay, I resurrected a very old thread (that I did not read) here.

Question: what is the appropriate amount of time one should not want to kick an ex in the shins. Like hard, really hard?

Until they die (you win) or until you find someone better.

 

[Unicron]

Who's that desperate to want break up sex after 15 months though??!

Ernesto?

 

[ernesto]

Ernesto?

hey,
no-ones desperate dude,

it just happens to be awesome sex.

 

[Jill Hives]

it just happens to be awesome sex.

Is that on your CV?

 

[Cara]

it just happens to be awesome sex.

I don't believe you, prove it

 

[Jill Hives]

I don't believe you, prove it

This is the second proposition on here today. What has gotten into all you? Step away from the internet.

 

[Cara]

This is the second proposition on here today. What has gotten into all you? Step away from the internet.

I meant with the use of mathematical formulae or some such, if I don't believe he's an incredible lover why would I want to sleep with him? Hmmm? Exactly.

 

[Super Dexta]

ernesto, yesterday:

 

[billygannon]

Is Hayworth Hillary Clinton and this ex Barack Obama?

If she gets the nomination that would be an amazing way to get back at an ex.

 

[Cara]

ernesto, yesterday:

That poster in the background almost looks like it says mangina. I think it's important that that is noted.