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[La La]

Road Runner is funnier than bottom.

everything in the world is funnier than you. even drying paint.
*waits*

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Sprouts Mexicane.

 

[Yurn!]

'Whats that?'

'Gravy.'

'I'm not drinking that.'

'I beg your pardon?'

'I said i'm not drinking that.'

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

ouch! eddie hitler hit me in the face with a frying pan. hahah! ha?

 

[Yurn!]

ha?

I can confirm that yes...ha.

 

[Anthony]

one potatoe or two?

two

no. one.

 

[Anthony]

Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip- jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

http://www.textfiles.com/media/SCRIPTS/2.4_p

 

[Anthony]

all from my favourite episode


CONTEST
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This time, the power struggle between Eddie and Richie manifests itself in a
war over what to watch on the telly: "The Miss World Beauty Contest" or...a
documentary on cars?

"And I don't know why I do it, but I've managed to put together a slap-up
grill for two for no money at all. All the ingredients in tonight's main
meal have either been grown, found or foraged." (Richie)
"Oh dear." -- Eddie

"What's this!?" (Eddie)
"Elm tea. The gypsies *swear* by it." (Richie)
"I bet they do--I bet they say, 'What the bloody hell is this?'" -- Eddie

"It's not your house, it's your aunt's house." (Eddie)
"For the purpose of this conversation, I am my aunt." (Richie)
"Hello Mabel!" (E)
"What, is she here? Shit, hide the fags! (turns around) Hello Auntie --
right, that's it! Get out!" -- Richie

"'Lieutenant Sex Machine, Homicide! Yeah, what time? Damn! I'm gonna nail
this sick mother even if the D.A. takes my badge! Chief, just give me
twenty-four hours!' Oh God, I wish I knew what all that meant!" -- Richie

"Well thank you very much Edward. You learn something every day, don't you?
And today I learnt that you're a complete bastard. Well, I think I might
turn in now, I feel so enriched." -- Richie

 

[Lord Damian]

eddie - "i just had a fantastic idea"

drinks beer

richie - "well, what is it?"

eddie - "to drink THAT!"

i may have fucked that up a bit, only seen it the once...will have to borrow those dvd's again. so good.

apparently chicks the world over just don't seem to get it. weirdos.

 

[La La]

the episode where they camped in wimbledon common (or was it hampstead heath?) was fucking brilliant. hahahaha

 

[Yurn!]

apparently chicks the world over just don't seem to get it. weirdos.

Love a bit of !bog .

 

[Chad]

Durrrr Richeeeee,

I have gone to the Pube with the holiday monkey

run! run! run!


"poor sad git"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Durrrr Richeeeee,

I have gone to the Pube with the holiday monkey

run! run! run!


"poor sad git"

"He meant the holiday money!


SHIT! SHIT!"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"Who is the sexiest man on tv?"

"Well, Kilroy obviously"

 

[ICUH8N]

Get some sleep, lefters.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Get some sleep, lefters.

I bear more grudges than lonely high court judges.

 

[ICUH8N]

hah

 

[cpr]

tell me, my dear do you use timotei?

hello samaritans, its richard richards..again...they've hung up...BASTARDS!


bottmom-bets programme on tv ever.the one where they steal the mad dog taffy o jones's honeymoon is fantastic.it would be great to me married to ted rogers...3-2-1.

 

[Yurn!]

'Pin the tail on the donkey?'

'We haven't got a donkey.'

'Pin the tail on the chicken.'

'We haven't got a tail.'

'Pin the sausage on the chicken.'

'We haven't got a chicken.'

'Pin the sausage to the fridge!'

'We haven't got a pin.'

'Selotape a sausage to the fridge!!!'

'We haven't got a sausage.'

'PUT A BIT OF SELOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE!!!!'

 

[Yurn!]