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[Squiggle]

And who would play Dr House? Are any of yiz Thumped males hot enough to be Hugh Laurie? Do we need to recruit one externally?

I'd don't know about the hot enough bit, but I think Hector Grey might be grumpy and misanthropic enough

 

[Jill Hives]

Can we have a thread where we pretend Jill Hives's hospital stay is actually an episode of House?

Like who else is in there, and who has the weirdest incomprehensible ailment?

And who would play Dr House? Are any of yiz Thumped males hot enough to be Hugh Laurie? Do we need to recruit one externally?

Jill, we won't do this without your blessing.

I seem to be the one baffling the doctors. That said, I've never seen House. The woman next to me only has one lung. She also sounds and slightly resembles:

 

[Lili Marlene]

I seem to be the one baffling the doctors. That said, I've never seen House.

you may be interested to know that a doctor in it, Wilson, see below

more or less suffers from Nosophilia. Although they never call it that

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I'd don't know about the hot enough bit

ahem.

 

[Squiggle]

ahem.

So, you think Hector Grey is hot enough for the job then?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

So, you think Hector Grey is hot enough for the job then?

cant say ive had the pleasure of meeting him but if hes otherwise occupied,im yr man

 

[Jill Hives]

Okay, Gollum and the nun getting a blood transfusion that came in the same night as me are now gone. Me, I'm still here.

I didn't know that Dead Poets/Swing Kids guy was in House. I like him.

 

[Lili Marlene]

right now, he'd like you

 

[Jill Hives]

That's hot.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

doctors poke around in your poo in real life. that's not hot

 

[ernesto]

doctors poke around in your poo in real life. that's not hot

it is if ye like that kind of thing. dont you?

 

[Lili Marlene]

have you been released yet?

 

[Jill Hives]

have you been released yet?

Nope. Told today it would be a few more days. The new woman next tome opened the curtain. So annoying. Now I have no privacy and have to see the other two women. I don't want to look at sick people. Nor do I ever want to get old.

 

[Lili Marlene]

poor Jill Hives. I made you that mix kerjigger but then realised that with your crappy internet connection you won't be able to download it.

the irony is............. barely there.

 

[GO]

Least yer not in work Jill Hives!

 

[rettucs]

Least yer not in work Jill Hives!

GAZZY I'm putting a gang together and we're gonna come up with a plan to bust her out.

you in?

 

[GO]

GAZZY I'm putting a gang together and we're gonna come up with a plan to bust her out.

you in?

Yes.
We'd better be disguised as nuns if we're gonna pull this caper off.

 

[GO]

Srsly Jill Hives,if you want a lend of a gameboy with Tetris and Mario and some movies/tv shows give us a shout.I'll be around town in the motor today.

 

[rettucs]

Yes.
We'd better be disguised as nuns if we're gonna pull this caper off.

good idea. You sort the habits. I'll sort the guns.

I Is John. You in? We need you for some mirth to counterbalance all this seriousness.

 

[Jill Hives]

Srsly Jill Hives,if you want a lend of a gameboy with Tetris and Mario and some movies/tv shows give us a shout.I'll be around town in the motor today.

Oh, I've been sorted out. I have a few movies here, puzzles and plenty to read. Plus I have the internet. I got to go out in a wheel chair last night again too. This place is just sad and way too warm.