annoying flatmates (1 Viewer)

[ann post]

what about euro sized pieces of paper that say 'IOU one hit' or 'your a thief, with guilt written all over your face'

 

[ann post]

in general, i'd say move out, forget the fucker and his world, and dont waste timeon revenge. karma will bring your money back quicker then revenge ever will. its only some shit coicidence you ended up living with them, they will be out of your life for good in a few days and real things like yourself will matter again.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

thats pretty profound....maybe your right though,ill sleep on it

 

[nooleen]

or compromise by filling your jacket pockets with poo instead of knives. unpleasant, but less mental.

 

[ratmonkey]

in general, i'd say move out, forget the fucker and his world, and dont waste timeon revenge. karma will bring your money back quicker then revenge ever will. its only some shit coicidence you ended up living with them, they will be out of your life for good in a few days and real things like yourself will matter again.

My Name Is Earl is not a documentary.

 

[nooleen]

yet 'dog the bounty hunter' is. it's a mad world.

 

[washingcattle]

I'm not sure the blade idea falls strictly under the category of revenge. I also doubt you will get in a any karmic hot water. If you set up a situation in which he is hurt by his own greed and lack of morals I think your in the clear. You'll just be evening out the universe, but then again I'm a sociopathic little shit to begin with. If you see a load of cuts on his hand and then beat the head off him that'd be revenge.

thats just me though. You have my blessing. Knife the fucker.

 

[Cormcolash]

Throw a pig at him so hard it crushes him against a wall

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

make out with him in his sleep.

 

[Rachel666]

that actually happened to someone in the house i just moved out of. we had a party one night and he woke up to some random and very unattractive girl meeting (tongue punching?) the face off him in his own bed. she had crept in and was nuzzling (eating?) his neck while he drunkenly tried to convince himself that this wasn't reality.

 

[washingcattle]

that actually happened to someone in the house i just moved out of. we had a party one night and he woke up to some random and very unattractive girl meeting (tongue punching?) the face off him in his own bed. she had crept in and was nuzzling (eating?) his neck while he drunkenly tried to convince himself that this wasn't reality.

Similar thing happened to two mates of mine, one woke up covered in hickeys and the other one said that his molester (a drunken monster) kept squeezing his balls,"she nearly popped them" he said.

So there you go teach your flat mate a lesson by covering him in hickeys and crushing one of his testicles.

Might be going too far, but if you do it right he'll never suspect it was you.

 

[nooleen]

Similar thing happened to two mates of mine, one woke up covered in hickeys and the other one said that his molester (a drunken monster) kept squeezing his balls,"she nearly popped them" he said.

 

[Gambra]

I would say "with sexy results" to those but they're the two most unsexiest results possible. And how does "tongue punching" work?

 

[Cormcolash]

 

[Gambra]

 

[washingcattle]

Yeah that's her, Now picture her drunk on bacardi and lust and trying to flatten out your left nut, Grim.

 

[Reets]

that actually happened to someone in the house i just moved out of. we had a party one night and he woke up to some random and very unattractive girl meeting (tongue punching?) the face off him in his own bed. she had crept in and was nuzzling (eating?) his neck while he drunkenly tried to convince himself that this wasn't reality.

Same kinda thing happened to a guy I know.
Couple of us were staying at his place, he headed to bed early with his girlfriend and the rest of us kept drinking downstairs. A while later we heard screaming and banging coming from upstairs so went to check it out.
Turned out he'd been woken up by his girlfriend giving him oral, then realised his girlfriend was still asleep beside him. It was one of the girls from the party. His room was so small that she'd to climb over his girlfriend to get to him.
When he realised what was happening and was pushing her off him, she kept saying could he not just imagine she was Alison (or whatever his g.fs name was, not too sure anymore).
We were all in the same class, so things were pretty awkward after that.

 

[nooleen]

bizarre
'please let me suck your cock, you won't even know i'm here! ssh, go back to sleep..'
ew....grody to the max

 

[ann post]

why am i never at THESE parties. do you still know this girl?? how do i summon her.

 

[Reets]

Haven't seen her in a while, last time I went out with her she ended up sleeping with a trainee priest, he'd been celibate for 7 years. Tried to stop it as he was insanely drunk and had no idea what he was doing or saying, but she jumped in the taxi as it was starting to pull off.