annoying flatmates (2 Viewers)

[David Kronenbourg]

my flatmate wants to buy a puppy for the flat. there's three of us in a small 3 bedroom flat with no garden and we all work full time jobs with conflicting schedules. a puppy. i basically implied that if she came home with a puppy i'd eat it

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

eat a puppy?sexblade wouldnt do something like that,you've changed dude

 

[David Kronenbourg]

eat a puppy?sexblade wouldnt do something like that,you've changed dude

sexblade is dead. he was weak

 

[Cormcolash]

Damn right, tell her to fuck right off. A puppy in a three bedroom flat with no garden and two other housemates. "Oh but you'll hardly even notice it's there!" Some people are just fucking idiots.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

he had a certain charm though. (sexblade that is)
mr colash,yr as bad.

 

[theweeyin]

my guys finally snapped,paranoid out of his mind threatening everyone with beatings and what not.lunatic.now to find a new house to live in....

What's the back story with this? Just link me to the appropriate page/post. I'm too lazy to read back. KTHX

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

What's the back story with this? Just link me to the appropriate page/post. I'm too lazy to read back. KTHX

oh theres too many appropriate pages/posts.basically im living with a sociopath.

 

[Reets]

What's the back story with this? Just link me to the appropriate page/post. I'm too lazy to read back. KTHX

Couldn't be arsed looking so in summary; his housemate is a lazy heroin addict. If he cleaned up and wasn't also crazy things would be cool but he's not, so they aren't.

Also T.K answer your fucking messages!

 

[GO]

Getting a puppy in a rented flat is near enough to being crazy that I would say."Thats crazy".

Tell yer wan to cop the fuck on.

And tell that fucking agressive gearnob to "Hit the bricks buddy!".Them lamp him one across the side of the mallet.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

how'd you end up living with a heroin addict. the first thing i always ask potential housemates is "do you have an addiction to hard drugs?" the second is "any fit mates?"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

laying down the law

 

[Wobbler]

how'd you end up living with a heroin addict. the first thing i always ask potential housemates is "do you have an addiction to hard drugs?" the second is "any fit mates?"

I'd like to hear the answer to this one.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

right, so i now communicate with my new flatmates solely through fridge notes and facebook

 

[Jill Hives]

right, so i now communicate with my new flatmates solely through fridge notes and facebook

Sounds perfect to me.

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah, sweet!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

need i even say anything on my flatmates anymore?
dirty slovenly and ill mannered would be the kindest words i have right now.however i do have my eye on a lovely little place away away out in the country side so hopefully come months end ill be there.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Sounds perfect to me.

Yeah, sweet!

it's alright until you bump into this complete stranger in the kitchen while making tea

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

fuck sake, its 2009, is it too much to expect people to be sound?

 

[Yurn!]

Just moved into a sweet 1-bed off Christchurch. Watched Carry On Again Doctor in my pants last night.

Having no flatmate is a BINGO!!!!

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

Just moved into a sweet 1-bed off Christchurch. Watched Carry On Again Doctor in my pants last night.

Having no flatmate is a BINGO!!!!

you're a 5 minute stroll from me

*melting heart emoticon.