Africa Scam (1 Viewer)

[micro_chainsaw]

theyre not poor at all.


its a big scam lads.





its a big


scam.

 

[egg_]

My brother is learning to be a primary school teacher. He was doing his teaching practice last year (with first class) and mentioned Africa and said it's one of the poorest places in the world (or something) ... anyway some little chap puts up his hand and says 'Teacher my uncle was there last year and he said it was deadly'

 

[Ex-User (252)]

ha ha ha, best thread ever!

 

[Speed Racer]

Yeah sure any place that can afford all o those Lions and Elephants HAS to be loaded. They cost a fortune!

 

[Ex-User (252)]

damn.

 

[Hector Grey]

who handed him the baton?

 

[Ex-User (252)]

i think he just snatched it... now it's on the floor in a million pieces, like so much cheap wine...

 

[Hector Grey]

fucks sake people. that's why we have *rules*. you remember the rules, right?

 

[Ex-User (252)]

just leave it man... don't get yourself in a knot, they ain't worth it.

 

[snakybus]

here, here! guys! pass me the baton! yo! over here? baton carrier in waiting? hell-O?

ah, thanks

*run run run*

*schluck*

ah balls, shoved the baton up me hole again by accident. always happens

 

[Pantone247]

its like a car crash

I want to look away

but... I can't help... reading...

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by happy
i think he just snatched it... now it's on the floor in a million pieces, like so much cheap wine...

Cheap wine? That arse! Your outta the team. Sit down in the dugouts and think about what you said boy.

 

[Ex-User (252)]

this used to be the best thread ever.

 

[flashpants]

 

[herv]

afrika 'scam-bata'.

there. i said it. i've wanted to make that pun for 2 days now.

done. all gone.

 

[Speed Racer]

Is Nigeria highlighted in that map coz they're still gonna stone a young woman to death for havin a child outta wedlock? That shit is SO Old Testament! Fucks Sake

 

[Ex-User (252)]

what baton? what? what are you looking at me for? i've never seen them before, don't have a clue who they are...

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Speed Racer
Is Nigeria highlighted in that map coz they're still gonna stone a young woman to death for havin a child outta wedlock? That shit is SO Old Testament! Fucks Sake

no

Nigeria is highlighted on the map because thats the first picture that came up in Google image search when Micro thingy typed in MAP OF AFRICA...

probably

it almost ceretainly wasn't to start a high brow debate on Muslam law in Nigeria and that poor womens court case

don't ask me how I know this

its just a hunch




Happy, he's pissing on the ashes of the baton.... pissing on it!!

such disrespect for the baton....

 

[Speed Racer]

Jayzus. Here comes PC plod!

 

[micro_chainsaw]

ye see, this is the stori,

africa in the 1920s...huge raw material reserves everywhere...everyone rich...

greedy: "hey, i wanna be more rich"

genius: "hey, lets pretend we're poor"

realist: "hey, how?"

genius: "hey, we'll tell the world a bullshit story bout how we're all stupid and black and cant take advantage of our huge mineral and oil reserves cos we havent got the extracting know-how.

greedy: "hey, ive got some shoe polish"

realist: "hey, but how are we gonna tell the world"

genius: "hey, we'll send them a few polaroids...and they'll all be like..'aaawwhhhhhhh-i didnt know they were so cute and poor..lets send them hot cash"

greedy: "hey,we'll be rich!"

realist "hey, we're already rich"

genius: "hey, yeh, i was only messin about that whole idea"

greedy: "hey....hey...heyfuckyou" 'BANG' 'BANG' 'BANGBANGBANG' 'BANG'......'BANG'

realist: "h...e...

greedy: 'BANGBANG....................BANG..........KICK'

greedy: (sniff,hockback,spit).