Ad's Of The Year, 2002 (3 Viewers)

[Jimmy Magee]

Originally posted by kirstie
bleedin' sanitary towels?

Not a good choice of words there I fear

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by Knacker
Ivomec Pour On. Kills Fluke, Liver Fluke and farm AIDS.

These ads will make a comeback now Ireland has no more money.

the best thing about ads for liver fluke is that they were ALWAYS on at dinner time, so you'd have the tv in one room going on about Ivomec Pour On and then in the kitchen the radio would be blasting something else about liver flukes. Urgh

My favourite Farm Related ad is the one for Triple A golden Maverick starring Harry Molloy from Fair City as a Baddie Western Man.

whooooo-de-de-de-deeeeeeeeeee

 

[Jimmy Magee]

Originally posted by Knacker
Triple A Golden Maverick. Technically a better ad.

If there's one thing that riles me more than a man kickin' my mule, it's an hombre who doesn't appreciate Triple A Golden Maverick.

 

[Jimmy Magee]

Originally posted by kirstie
Harry Molloy

Oh Jesus I'd pay good money to see that ad again

 

[krystal]

shorely shomeone has it taped

actually

I know a man to ax...oh I do

 

[joseppi]

Has anyone heard that disgrace of an ad on the radio with the dysfunctional nacker family promoting the square. The dad has never worked a day in his life, the kid smokes 60 a day, the daughter's up the pole and the wife sounds like she got lost in naksville and cant escape her scum family. "i want this, I want that" What they want is a slap in the mush.
Actually it's probably a fair reflection of the type scum that that walk around that dump with their dirty faced kids.

ITS ALL DEYOR IN THE SQUAYOR!!! YOU DIRTY LITTLE KNACKER, YOU SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL!! STOP SMOKING AND START LEARNING!!

 

[Knacker]

Tasty and tempting foooood at.... SUPERMACS!


Homestead, home stead.... brings value ho-oome


Ah wait a sec... y'know that ESB ad about the young fella coming home from Christmas, and his da picks him up and his ma is cooking the bread and fixing the house. Ah jaysus... brings a tear to the eye and dat... with Dusty Springfield singing "I think I'm returning to.... to those days when i was... la la la la "


And Gilette ads are shit.

 

[Jimmy Magee]

Originally posted by Knacker
Homestead, home stead.... brings value ho-oome

Better still, "Fiuntas (fiuntas)....ag teacht chun tí"

 

[mark]

thats simon young, the radio has been isnt it? hate that ad.

add's i most hate; that curse-o-jaysus radio one where two rimjobs are going on about getting each other pigs for christmas.

and 'banahans of cloughjordan, stockers of rolley toys'

do fuck off.

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by Knacker
Ah wait a sec... y'know that ESB ad about the young fella coming home from Christmas, and his da picks him up and his ma is cooking the bread and fixing the house. Ah jaysus... brings a tear to the eye and dat... with Dusty Springfield singing "I think I'm returning to.... to those days when i was... la la la la "

ah I like that ad. And his room is still the same, same ole duvet and shitey spitfires tacked to the ceiling

 

[snakybus]

what about the ad for lillets where they sit the two arses down on absorbent paper like in the nappy ad except instead of baby's arses it's womens arses and they go "See the difference?" All to the tune of "Like a Prayer". Or maybe that's just in my imagination.

I've said too much haven't I.

Pass me "Zen..." there Charles...

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by mark

and 'banahans of cloughjordan, stockers of rolley toys'

yes indeed, most kids would be fucking delighted to be given some carvedy wooden truck when all the other kids are getting tickle me elmos or whatever else it is kids are going mintil for this christmas. Made out of plastic and proper kids toy materials. Not fuckin WOOD.

The cast of glenroe do quite well out of TV ads

for eg

Frooooooooooooootcake....Froooooootcake

 

[the bearded lady]

Originally posted by kirstie
Oh!
I have a new one!
The wan where the blind bint sexually assaults her local shopkeeper, all in the name of buying a loaf of Brennans

oh sweet jesus yes! that fuckin' cunt of an ad!
i'd love to pay for her operation so she could regain her sight, so that i could have the pleasure of fuckin' blinding the bitch again!

and what about....

the "grrrrr" tony tiger ad with the granny and the faggot in the supermarket

 

[kstop]

Originally posted by kirstie

2. The wankers in the FIAT that make it a musical instrument

Hopefully someday they'll run down the battery doing an extended sunroof solo.

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by the bearded lady
oh sweet jesus yes! that fuckin' cunt of an ad!
i'd love to pay for her operation so she could regain her sight, so that i could have the pleasure of fuckin' blinding the bitch again!

and what about....

the "grrrrr" tony tiger ad with the granny and the faggot in the supermarket

Ja, that got mentioned furder up de page
by the way, I sent you a message private yesterday, did you no get it?

 

[Knacker]

Originally posted by kirstie
ah I like that ad. And his room is still the same, same ole duvet and shitey spitfires tacked to the ceiling

And all the porno under the bed. It'd be gas, wouldn't it? Or what would be even funnier would be if he came out to his parents just as he arrives home. In fact, the fella on that ad is probably that blondie haired twat of Ireland AM... he used to do that show Talkabout...

Now.. that Tony the Tiger ad. The first bird he sexually harasses has nice tits...

 

[The Chilli King]

The Unique Boutique infomercial is groin-grabbingly bad. You know the one where they have Deco, Steve, and Patho modeling Unique's latest fashions outside Anto's posh aunts house. and all their shirts still have out of the packet creases in them. They really couldn't have had a worse set of models.
Shocking stuff.

Bacardi ads are fucking awful too. As are all the other wicked - smirnoff ice - slapper drink ads.

 

[krystal]

that smug prick in the archers aqua ad

aiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[rothko]

Originally posted by Knacker


In fact, the fella on that ad is probably that blondie haired twat of Ireland AM... he used to do that show Talkabout...

That's him alright.
Alan Fucking Hughes...

 

[rothko]

Originally posted by kirstie
that smug prick in the archers aqua ad

aiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

gggggggggnnnnnggghhhhh

he's also in that Blue extra chewing gum ad when the
prick gets searched by a sexylady cop going thru customs

he says....

"careful!.......tiger!"

die die die die die