Let me have 'em, always on the hunt for new material to annoy my children as much as possible. And to you, I offer this classic:
An anteater walks into a bar, looking sad, pulls up a stool and plops his snout on the bar.
Barman says, "howya, can I get you anything to drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
"Something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
"Well can I get you anything at all?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Jesus, what's with the long no's?"
"I WAS BORN LIKE THIS!!!!"
An anteater walks into a bar, looking sad, pulls up a stool and plops his snout on the bar.
Barman says, "howya, can I get you anything to drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
"Something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
"Well can I get you anything at all?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Jesus, what's with the long no's?"
"I WAS BORN LIKE THIS!!!!"