Minor complaints thread (40 Viewers)

[David Kronenbourg]

I get about 4 hours out of my iPhone 5 battery if I’m internetting

 

[therealjohnny]

It takes ages to log on to the internet on mine. If I'm on public transport the journey is usually over by the time it starts working. I can't even access contacts. I know I've saved them but whenever I look for them they are nowhere to be found. I've taken to just keeping old messages so I can reply instead of typing a new message.

And my bones hurt and teenagers scare me.

 

[Squiggle]

It takes ages to log on to the internet on mine. If I'm on public transport the journey is usually over by the time it starts working. I can't even access contacts. I know I've saved them but whenever I look for them they are nowhere to be found. I've taken to just keeping old messages so I can reply instead of typing a new message.

And my bones hurt and teenagers scare me.

See that would drive me mad. I have an ipod touch which I use for music, solitare, ebooks and wi fi internet if I really need it, and even then it pisses me off. I would never trust it with contact information, or mobile internet.

Seriously considering just getting a Nokia 130 for €20 and spending the money I save on a really, really good compact camera.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

this abomination
Perfect Turkey Burgers: Swap lettuce for the bun!

That looks delicious. I really, really want one.

 

[therealjohnny]

I suppose I'd better go and have a shite before I do a huge fart in the office.

sigh

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Just as one spot clears up another emerges to take its place, eugh. I'm blaming the bread.

 

[GO]

I suppose I'd better go and have a shite before I do a huge fart in the office.

sigh

And the Academy Award for Best Minor Complaint about farts and shite goes tooo.......

 

[therealjohnny]

touched

 

[GO]

A Touch Of Cloth

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Some idiot knocked my hot tea all over my fingers.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I got a poke in the eye from a branch of a tree. ow.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Gonna be here til about 9 tonight again : (

 

[ilovehoovering]

none of my work pals are online on Skype for Business today

and another work pal didn't grow up with the internet and is afraid of Skype for Business so he doesn't use it to waste time like everyone else.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Gonna be here til about 9 tonight again : (

Left the office at 10.30pm

 

[David Kronenbourg]

It's about 32 degrees in my office. I'm wearing a t shirt and it's unbearable

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

The bank won't give me a loan.

 

[GO]

I can't find a budgie cage

 

[GO]

I can't find a budgie cage

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

The bank won't give me a loan.

Join the Credit Union, much sounder than the banks.

I can't find a budgie cage

Just get a box to sleep in and let him/her fly free the rest of the time.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

The menswear department should be just inside the door of a shop, not on the 2nd or 3rd floor.