Thread for stating the flaming obvious (1 Viewer)

[Jerry Twig]

Arah, it was handbags - typical media hoopla.

 

[Unicron]

6 years to go on his contract, if Ashley wanted him out that's his excuse.

 

[Hector Grey]

Pards must be a company man par excellence. He's Ashley's flipping eunuch. That club is a joke.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Seriously though, I don't see the big deal. He only gave him a nudge with his head, and now all the guys who hate Pardew are lining up (Souness, Shearer etc). Sure, it's petulant and a bit mental for a manager, but in all honesty a bit more of that would liven things up - managers hurling abuse at opposition players, the odd cheeky trip, a bit of pushing now and again - bring it on.

 

[washingcattle]

I really meant that because his club is a joke he's a lucky man.

Mourinho has done way worse (Actually, sorry I mean better)

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[Cormcolash]

I agree with Benny Cake, I mean the Pardew thing is hilarious alright, but he apologises after the game and all and it was hardly assault, so who gives a shite like? Fair play to Meyler for not being a dick and rolling about on the ground too!

 

[washingcattle]

I agree with Benny Cake, I mean the Pardew thing is hilarious alright, but he apologises after the game and all and it was hardly assault, so who gives a shite like? Fair play to Meyler for not being a dick and rolling about on the ground too!

Myler did incredibly well to not actually hit him.

 

[Cormcolash]

Which would have been much funnier again though. It would have been hilarious if Meyler had been that Dnitpro guy against Spurs!

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[Jerry Twig]

Myler did incredibly well to not actually hit him.

Sure did. He should have laid him out solid, and then the ref could have called it quits.

 

[Hector Grey]

Sure did. He should have laid him out solid, and then the ref could have called it quits.

He looked like he was going to for a split second, and then remembered that he was standing in front of fifty thousand people and it probably wouldn't be a good idea. Unlike Pards. Shame, really. Can't see any jury in the land convicting him. He'd be on the cover of this year's FIFA and UFC games. Now we just know he's some kind of rule following sap. Is this the steel we need in Ireland's midfield? Would Keano have taken that shit? WOULD HE?

 

[Jerry Twig]

Would Keano have taken that shit? WOULD HE?

Would he fuck.

 

[Hector Grey]

Which would have been much funnier again though. It would have been hilarious if Meyler had been that Dnitpro guy against Spurs!

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Hadn't seen that. That's ridiculous. What a prick.

 

[Cormcolash]

Hadn't seen that. That's ridiculous. What a prick.

Yeah, total fucking Kyle Lafferty!!

 

[Hector Grey]

Yeah, total fucking Kyle Lafferty!!

I feel for the dude getting sent off. If you're getting a red, you might as well earn it. You could see he wanted to kick Vertonghen in the bollocks, and rightly so.

 

[Hector Grey]

England are shite. It's not even funny any more.

 

[Hector Grey]

I only watch United til they score. Then I switch it off.

I love that this attitude no longer applies.

 

[Hector Grey]

Pardew has some way to go:

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[Lefty Frizzell]

"Whos phone is that? Second time its gone off."

 

[washingcattle]

England are shite. It's not even funny any more.

Nah it's still funny.

 

[Hector Grey]

Nah it's still funny.

Well, okay. It's a bit amusing. The problem is it's BORING. They're bringing other teams down to their level.