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[Hector Grey]

"Whos phone is that? Second time its gone off."

"It's Tom Humphreys, Roy. He's looking for a character witness."

 

[oh shit]

It's the fault of Roy Hodgson. Worst manager in the world, professional dickhead. Rodgers would win the world cup with that team, or at least be "in the conversation".

 

[Jerry Twig]

Well, okay. It's a bit amusing. The problem is it's BORING. They're bringing other teams down to their level.

It'll be far less boring once their media starts to gear up for the WC (queue fade out of Lineker with a quip about the road to the Maracana to montage of Geoff Hurst in Wembley, Bobby Moore tackling Pele in 70, Gazza tears etc all to the tune of 'This is the One' by the Stone Roses)

 

[Unicron]

"It's Tom Humphreys, Roy. He's looking for a character witness."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

England are shite. It's not even funny any more.

Ireland are shite. We never even got the pleasure of it being funny.

Wait, maybe towards the end with Staunton?

 

[Hector Grey]

Ireland are shite. We never even got the pleasure of it being funny.

Wait, maybe towards the end with Staunton?

Long Cox was funny for a bit.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Long Cox was funny for a bit.

Truth.

 

[Cormcolash]

I feel for the dude getting sent off. If you're getting a red, you might as well earn it. You could see he wanted to kick Vertonghen in the bollocks, and rightly so.

I know, it would have been way better if the other Spurs players had just let him attack Vertonghen for a laugh!

 

[Cormcolash]

Pretty much all of The Gaffer's reign was hilarious

 

[Wheels]

Nick Bentner is a nutter.

 

[Hector Grey]

Charlie Adam is such a scoundrel. He's a scummer. Himself and Fellaini have to be the dirtiest cunts in the prem. I'm not even talking the dark arts here, I'm talking out and out trying to maim the opposition. Issues.

 

[Cormcolash]

That's what you learn (and get away with) at Rangers

 

[nlgbbbblth]

It would be wrong to describe the upcoming Liverpool v Man City game as a "dead rubber".

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It would be wrong to describe the upcoming Liverpool v Man City game as a "dead rubber".

Right. Its outcome has possible implications for the league title.

 

[Hector Grey]

EVERY game is a cup final now.

 

[Hector Grey]

Each game as it comes. It's just another match.

 

[oh shit]

Dortmund being diddled by the ref. UEFA conspiracy.

 

[Cormcolash]

Dortmund being diddled by Mickey Tarrin not knowing where the fucking net is.

 

[Hector Grey]

Ref seemed like a prick, alright.

 

[washingcattle]

Dortmund being diddled by Mickey Tarrin not knowing where the fucking net is.

PSG were diddled by Cavani trying to burst the net instead of rolling it into the corner.