Meeting People (2 Viewers)

[Lili Marlene]

I came up with it one night in a bar a few years back when I saw a very cute drummer. I never got drunk enough to actually use it. In fact, I can't even say it without starting to laugh thinking back about that night. Think it would have worked?

I think a pun involving whacking the skins or similar might have been less weird

 

[nooleen]

so, you're a one-string banjo player eh?

...never mind

 

[rettucs]

small jockey

big whip

 

[Jill Hives]

so, you're a wrecking ball operator, eh?

yes.

well how would you like to wreck my anus? eh? ah go on

The game was, what is the most inappropriate pick up line you could use that still might work.

 

[ann post]

out of all your friends you have least vacant expression

 

[the strange guy]

I'm in Vietnam right now and had the best chat up line used on me on a bus a few days ago -
"Let me be your fantasy"
That was it, no intros or anything. Granted, she didn't have the best English. She seemed really sweet after I told her I had a missus, so I can only imagine she was quoting some song lyrics and didn't mean to be mad full on..
I made me laugh though, what a buzzer.

 

[nooleen]

The game was, what is the most inappropriate pick up line you could use that still might work.

i'm not playing the game.

 

[Cormcolash]

I'm in Vietnam right now and had the best chat up line used on me on a bus a few days ago -
"Let me be your fantasy"
That was it, no intros or anything. Granted, she didn't have the best English. She seemed really sweet after I told her I had a missus, so I can only imagine she was quoting some song lyrics and didn't mean to be mad full on..
I made me laugh though, what a buzzer.

Sucky sucky, 5 dolla

 

[the strange guy]

Like most of your recent posts, that is very hilarious.
!ninjaaaa

 

[Cormcolash]

Like most of your recent posts, that is very hilarious.
!ninjaaaa

Like ALL of my posts

 

[the strange guy]

Like ALL of my posts

Ah, no need to put yourself down like that!

 

[nooleen]

what's the internet like in vietnam then, is it anything like we have here?

 

[the strange guy]

It's full of pricks, but they're cheaper and more fresh.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

http://www.tevong.co.uk/adlib25.jpg

 

[GO]

You're still in the game girls

 

[piratecore]

The game was, what is the most inappropriate pick up line you could use that still might work.

wanna go halfers on a bastard?

 

[Reets]

So, did anyone try out Roisin's line last night?

 

[ann post]

if they did, it probably worked, and we wont see them round these parts for a while.

 

[Jill Hives]

I got Squiggle's number. We got chips after some romance in the ballroom. She's vinegar and I'm salt so I don't think it'll work. I made sure she got in a taxi to get home safe though.

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

So nobody else has resorted to going to Copper's then?