The Confessions thread (1 Viewer)

[David Kronenbourg]

was there a dress code?

poor vito : (

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Yes.

Eww

 

[Jill Hives]

Tips: Don't text after the date and tell her she should have worn a different shirt so you could have judged the size of her breasts better. Or ask her to come back out and "make-out" with you at the bar.

 

[rettucs]

Tips: Don't text after the date and tell her she should have worn a different shirt so you could have judged the size of her breasts better. Or ask her to come back out and "make-out" with you at the bar.

solid advice, cheers for that!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Tips: Don't text after the date and tell her she should have worn a different shirt so you could have judged the size of her breasts better. Or ask her to come back out and "make-out" with you at the bar.

I think I have done the second one.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Tips: Don't text after the date and tell her she should have worn a different shirt so you could have judged the size of her breasts better. Or ask her to come back out and "make-out" with you at the bar.

this is where i'm going wrong.

 

[therealjohnny]

It reminds me of Moe Sizlak's "So how about you and me go out sometime? You know, out back."

 

[Lili Marlene]

Tips: Don't text after the date and tell her she should have worn a different shirt so you could have judged the size of her breasts better.

that's kind of amazing.

I'm trying to think of a way of spinning that where it could possibly be ok.

 

[Jill Hives]

that's kind of amazing.

I'm trying to think of a way of spinning that where it could possibly be ok.

It's never okay.
Nor is, "I didn't realize how much I really wanted another kid until you said you didn't want any. That doesn't me we still can't fuck though."

 

[rettucs]

jesus hives you should write a book on this stuff.

 

[Lili Marlene]

On my first date with my girlfriend I think we discussed abortion.


My advice is to do that.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Jesus, these fucking guys and their obnoxious statements.

I am way more duplicitous and guarded about my underlying intentions.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

On my first date with my girlfriend I think we discussed abortion.


My advice is to do that.

You have a girlfriend?

 

[therealjohnny]

Unreal

It reminds me of a friend and her succession of terrible 'dates'

One of them thought nothing of getting out of bed to have a wank at the PC first thing in the morning

 

[Lili Marlene]

You have a girlfriend?

I have a girlfriend?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

One of them thought nothing of getting out of bed to have a wank at the PC first thing in the morning

She prefers Macs?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I have a girlfriend?

trying to parse your previous statement.

It could be that you are single but have only had one previous girlfriend

 

[Lili Marlene]

OH thanks 7.

one previous girlfriend.

THANKS

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

OH thanks 7.

one previous girlfriend.

THANKS

It is the unlikelier of the two, granted.

Fair play to you though, all loved up.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Thanks 7. Remember: the magic word is abortion.