The Confessions thread (1 Viewer)

[Lili Marlene]

I think I just irritated myself with that post.

 

[Unicron]

Unreal

It reminds me of a friend and her succession of terrible 'dates'

One of them thought nothing of getting out of bed to have a wank at the PC first thing in the morning

An ex of mine told me that her subsequent boyfriend would do something similar.

To reiterate, subsequent. As in the dude who she thought was a better match and partner for her than me.

 

[RayRay]

There's some crazy chaps out there.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Who the hell is wanking when you have a compliant vagina in the house?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

that's what i was thinking. isn't that what don jon is about? i turned it off after 20 minutes but this is exactly what the character was doing

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Wanking is methadone for when you have no access to the heroin that is the female body.

 

[washingcattle]

Wanking is methadone for when you have no access to the heroin that is the female body.

And like heroin, boredom is a major factor in addiction.

 

[Cormcolash]

Unreal

It reminds me of a friend and her succession of terrible 'dates'

One of them thought nothing of getting out of bed to have a wank at the PC first thing in the morning

Yeah, and what's the problem?

 

[rettucs]

I hate pancakes

 

[Unicron]

I hate pancakes

Anything that you have to pile shit on top of to change the taste of them and make them palatable isn't worth it

 

[Squiggle]

These are the only pancakes I'll eat, they're only gorgeous! Buttermilk Pancakes Recipe & Video - Joyofbaking.com *Video Recipe*

 

[Jill Hives]

My pancake actually had too much chocolate.
Never thought it was possible but I threw it out.

 

[therealjohnny]

I have never, nor will I ever eat a pancake with chocolate on it

 

[Anthony]

I read that with this image in my head.

 

[Jill Hives]

I have never, nor will I ever eat a pancake with chocolate on it

I'm inclined to agree with you now. I am normally a strawberry or blueberry type but today I wanted chocolate. Poor choice. Lemon and sugar probably was the way to go.

 

[washingcattle]

I'm going to go full on crepe tonight. Ham egg and cheese on top. As a dinner like.

I had them for breakfast every morning when I was in Paris a few years ago. Mainly because they were the only thing I could afford.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I'm going to go full on crepe tonight. Ham egg and cheese on top. As a dinner like.

I had them for breakfast every morning when I was in Paris a few years ago. Mainly because they were the only thing I could afford.

Good shout. I like a savoury crepe followed by a nutella crepe for dessert.

 

[ann post]

it really creped up on me this year tbh.

 

[washingcattle]

6 attempts yielded 4 decent pancakes. I am badly out of practice.

Semi-deliscious but my kitchen looks like a bear had a party in there.

 

[Unknown Convict]

Good shout. I like a savoury crepe followed by a nutella crepe for dessert.

prosciutto, parmesan & black pepper
bresaola, rocket & grated horseradish
krakauer & kale