ARK: Survival Evolved is a frightfully addictive time sink which will tickle your reptilian brain, says Bee Bonthuys
'I’m estimating there are around 208 different punches and kicks you can throw' - John Kelly plays EA Sports UFC 2 and yearns for QWOP's accessibility
In Factorio "mass production isn’t just the beating heart of capitalism, it’s also surprisingly fun" says Bee Bonthuys
"Then came the real test, inviting some mates round for beers and FIFA" - Stan Bowles submits FIFA 14 to some scientific analysis on his new PS4
“FIFA 18 is a sleek, glitzy and playable affair but lacks innovation," says Bee Bonthuys
"Hipsters look away, there’s still no Boca Juniors" - Dara Higgins on FIFA 20
Vroom Vroom. Crash bang wallop. There you have the sum experience of my previous dalliances with the Forza series, racing sims that were utterly beautiful to look at, but for those weaned on a diet of Burnouts and PGRs, intensely difficult and frustrating.
