Yer wan in Hooray for Humans up there in the top left (2 Viewers)

[ITalkShite]

show her your willy

You said that the last time, Georgie, and it didn't work then. My god, the embarassment. A restraining order! Sheesh.

 

[ITalkShite]

I like her hairclip. But that probably means that she listens to Bis. If we started going out I'd probably have to go to all these gigs by those kinds of bands. Hmm.

 

[Jill Hives]

And then tell me all about the guy she fancies while I sit there smiling and nodding, but dying inside

Thank you for this...I can't stop laughing.

 

[george mcfly]

You said that the last time, Georgie, and it didn't work then. My god, the embarassment. A restraining order! Sheesh.

it works for me

make a joke about it!

"want to see my pet snake?"

 

[ITalkShite]

it works for me

make a joke about it!

"want to see my pet snake?"

That might work for you, and, like, R. Kelly or whoever, but I've had... mixed results

 

[ITalkShite]

What if we have a drink somewhere, and then she has to go home, and we go outside and I try to give her a kiss before she leaves, but she kind of backs off and has this shocked look on her face? Ooooh I hate that, so awkward.

 

[ITalkShite]

I'd have to say "Oh, sorry, I just, eh, tripped up there."

 

[ITalkShite]

But she wouldn't believe me. And she'd go and tell all her friends. The shame.

 

[george mcfly]

What if we have a drink somewhere, and then she has to go home, and we go outside and I try to give her a kiss before she leaves, but she kind of backs off and has this shocked look on her face? Ooooh I hate that, so awkward.

just say

"what?"

then turn and run off into the night
turning only to pretend to shoot her with your index finger as you disappear down the road

 

[ITalkShite]

Her necklace sort of looks like it's made out of Chickatees

 

[ITalkShite]

I just gave her a ring there but it rang out, and I was feeling a bit jumpy so I didn't leave a message. But now if I ring back to leave a message, she'll see that I rang twice, and ringing someone twice is sort of too much, isn't it?

 

[ITalkShite]

Or she might answer, but I wouldn't be expecting it because I only rang back to leave a message, and she'd go "Hello?" and I'd be all flustered and incoherent. That wouldn't happen though, would it?

 

[snakybus]

If she weren't in the band they'd be just a bunch of regular guys, wouldn't they?

What does she do or is she the salad dressing?

 

[ITalkShite]

If she weren't in the band they'd be just a bunch of regular guys, wouldn't they?

What does she do or is she the salad dressing?

Are you slagging my girlfriend?

 

[snakybus]

Salad dressing is nyummy

 

[ITalkShite]

Salad dressing is nyummy

You're not really helping me in my quest, Snakybus.

 

[george mcfly]

you should hide the number on your phone

or buy a few different sim cards to call from

 

[snakybus]

tell her you're into kids and foreign movies, that always works

either that or make like a killer at a circus convention and go for the juggler

 

[Lili Marlene]

I like her hairclip. But that probably means that she listens to Bis.

HAHAHA

I think they're called Robots in Disguise these days

 

[Unicron]

Thank you for this...I can't stop laughing.

You cruel bitch, that reads far too authentic to be made up, that's the voice of experience right there.