Yer wan in Hooray for Humans up there in the top left (1 Viewer)

[ITalkShite]

I think she's giving me the eye. Do you reckon I should ask her out?

 

[ITalkShite]

I definitely reckon I should.

 

[ITalkShite]

But I'm a bit nervous. What if she doesn't like my shoes or something? And laughs in my face and walks away? My poor heart might never recover.

 

[rettucs]

Check out the 'Is it psycho' thread on the supporter forum. Loads of deadly advice in there. Foolproof stuff.

She is pretty hot though. Let me know if she turns you down and I might give it a go then.

 

[ITalkShite]

She probably already has a boyfriend anyway

 

[Gambra]

He's not s supporter though so he's doomed to failure. Your next so!

 

[ITalkShite]

Doomed to failure, eh? We'll see about that!

 

[rettucs]

aw, I'm all nervous now

 

[ITalkShite]

Do you reckon I should say, all casual, "Hey, girl from Hooray for Humans, you busy this weekend?" -- just take it from there, like?

 

[Gambra]

Go for the jugular! THE JUGULAR!!

 

[rettucs]

yeah, leave a message on her myspace page. You can't lose

 

[ITalkShite]

Or should I be more direct? "Hey, girl from Hooray for Humans -- want to go for a candlelit dinner with me, some place where there's smoochy music playing?"

 

[Gambra]

Hack into her myspace and leave stuff all over it showing how much you love her?

 

[ITalkShite]

She might agree to meet up but get the wrong idea and think that we're 'just friends'

 

[ITalkShite]

And then tell me all about the guy she fancies while I sit there smiling and nodding, but dying inside

 

[ITalkShite]

I don't have a MySpace. Do you have to have a MySpace nowadays to get a girl to go out with you?

 

[ITalkShite]

Girls are pretty, they smell nice

 

[Gambra]

Oh yeah, you legally don't have a social life without one. Fact.

 

[ITalkShite]

Oh yeah, you legally don't have a social life without one. Fact.

Oh yeah, I remember the referendum where they added that to the constitution

 

[george mcfly]

Girls are pretty, they smell nice

show her your willy