Yeap, pretty.. pretty pleased with myself today. (2 Viewers)

[KokaneeCowgirl]

fuck yourself. there'll be no telling.

Can't believe you made a girl cry. You must feel terrible.

I made my mother cry once (they weren't tears of happines). I wanted to curl up and die.

 

[Vinnie]

I cant believe you kicked your Mother in the stomach.

Can't believe you made a girl cry. You must feel terrible.

I made my mother cry once (they weren't tears of happines). I wanted to curl up and die.

 

[Jerry Twig]

I cant believe you kicked your Mother in the stomach.

his mother and a pensioner in his office in 1 day. that's pretty rough

 

[CitySickness]

I cant believe you kicked your Mother in the stomach.

That's OK though, yeah? I'm not sure I know the difference between right and wrong anymore. It seems like everyone's kicking everyone else in the stomach, and all I know is this: I can't wait to kick me some ladystomach.

 

[Stereobaby]

his mother and a pensioner in his office in 1 day. that's pretty rough

Hot Fuzz style!!


Best Nana kick ever

 

[avernus]

Poor lass! Sounds like she's having a really crap day. You're not a monster. A monster wouldn't show remorse, or even allow him/herself to feel like a monster.

I also used to have a guy whose favourite hobby was to come in while I was Doing Things That I Can't Say Lest They Indicate Where This Happened And Thus Get Me Into EVEN MORE TROUBLE and stand in front of the door, listing off all of the fundamental flaws in my character and why I am a piece of crap. When the tears would roll, these would reveal further flaws in my character, which would also be explained to me. That was real fun. Knowing that Superiors knew about it but did nothing, that was also real fucking fun. Being relatively sure that A Certain Superior took pleasure in fuelling it, that was even more fun. Ugh. He eventually stopped, mind.

But my point is, you're not taking pleasure in it, so it's not the end of the world. She'll be okay. You'll be okay. The only lasting effect is probably that she'll be embarrassed that she cried in front of her workmates. The fear of losing people's respect by showing weakness is worse than anything. But the fact is, crying is just crying, and if people really realised that it's just one way of expressing emotion, and not necessarily a demonstration of weakness, then it would be a lot less embarrassing for people.

the people in your story are motherfuckers. I'm not like them. I am, at worst, a foul mouthed clown.

 

[therealjohnny]

That's OK though, yeah? I'm not sure I know the difference between right and wrong anymore. It seems like everyone's kicking everyone else in the stomach, and all I know is this: I can't wait to kick me some ladystomach.

the best bit is knowing you might have wrecked her chances of conceiving

 

[MDR]

I once kicked a cow in five of her stomachs.

 

[hermie]

fuck yourself. there'll be no telling.

 

[jane]

the people in your story are motherfuckers. I'm not like them. I am, at worst, a foul mouthed clown.

Basically, this is what I'm saying. These things happen. There's making someone cry by accident and then there's evil motherfucker bully twats. You're just a dude who made someone cry, and sent a picture of a sad puppy so that you could express your remorse. You're no monster.

 

[MDR]

Basically, this is what I'm saying. These things happen. There's making someone cry by accident and then there's evil motherfucker bully twats. You're just a dude who made someone cry, and sent a picture of a sad puppy so that you could express your remorse. You're no monster.

Sadly Jane, there is no way to unkick a stomach.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Hot Fuzz style!!


Best Nana kick ever

fuckin SPOILER!! Actually, the idiots put it in the trailer so I've seen it.

Pure genius alright.

 

[jane]

Sadly Jane, there is no way to unkick a stomach.

Dude, did you just kick me in the stomach? If not, then why am I crying?

 

[Vinnie]

If a stomach is kicked in the woods and there's nobody there to witness it, was it really kicked? I fucking hope not. *legs it*

Sadly Jane, there is no way to unkick a stomach.

 

[avernus]

Sadly Jane, there is no way to unkick a stomach.

 

[jane]

If a stomach is kicked in the woods

I have been kicked in the wooded area of my stomach, and I can say with certainty that I felt absolutely nothing.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

I cant believe you kicked your Mother in the stomach.

She was pissing me off, what else was I supposed to do?

 

[Vinnie]

Sorry to digresss but Avernus, what's 'Yeap'?

 

[therealjohnny]

You're confusing The Grudge with The Best of Saturday Night Live

Ah right- Jim Carey was the guy in that movie with Cher who looked a bit like James Spader/John Merrick

 

[avernus]

Sorry to digresss but Avernus, what's 'Yeap'?

It's like Yes, Yep, and Yeah all in one word. You'll go far with this new information, my friend.