I always thought Avernus was a woman. Maybe she's a big woman? Like Nora Batty.to make him feel like a "big man"
sad really
I mean, it's pretty bad form kicking an ageing actress when she's lying on the floor. Even if she played a hard-arsed Yorkshire woman. And, I mean, on pancake Tuesday. PANCAKE TUESDAY!
Avernus, please give up kicking old women for Lent. Do it for the little men. And being a big woman still means you can be attractive.
And it's okay to like Metallica. Thankfully this forum isn't about music, so no one really cares what you listen to! Keep it real.