World Cup Group E (1 Viewer)

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Netherlands
Denmark
Japan
Cameroon

The Dutch should be great fun, especially if they get Van Persie fit.
Any of the other three could realistically go through with them, with Cameroon having the edge with Eto'o liberated from playing on the wing as he does at Inter.

 

[washingcattle]

Dutch plus who cares really ? Cameroon because it's in Africa but honestly nothing here sets my loins afire with anticipation

 

[Moods For Mallards]

I think this could be an entertaining group. Potential Dutch goalfest. Really hope they keep Van Persie, Robben and Sneijder fit for some pacy attacking fun.
Holland v Denmark on the first Monday lunchtime stands out for me as being a good party. Let's go.

 

[washingcattle]

I'd love to be wrong I like watching the dutch the match with Italy in the euros was class but the one with Portugal is what I'm expecting.

 

[coast to coast]

After the African Cup Of Nations I'm expecting all the African nations to be totally dogshit. Hope I'm proved wrong.
Well actually I revise that, I expect Algeria to be incredibly entertaining, especially if they pick that ref-headbutting, shaven-head-with-fringe goalie.

 

[evil bandit]

I think the general shitness of some of the pitches during the African Cup of Nations effected the bigger names during the tournamnet so hopefully they'll play a bit better in South Africa.

 

[Cormcolash]

Netherlands go through comfortably when all their players get dreadlock haircuts and start playing like Ruud Gullit and Frank Rijkaard (including the spitting).
Cameroon follow them after Roger Milla becomes top scorer in the group stage, at the youthful age of 264.
Denmark and Japan put each other out of the running when the players inexplicably stop playing football and instead launch Blue Whales across the pitch at each other for 90 minutes.

 

[avernus]

Holland, Japan. That's my tip.

 

[Hector Grey]

whoa, why are denmark being written off? have any of you ever heard of niklas bendtner?

no, seriously folks, ha ha...denmark will win this group after grinding out a 1-0 against holland in dreary fashion. and a dreary 1-0 against japan (header from a centreback at a corner) and a really, really dreary 1-0 against cameroon.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

It's gotta be Dutchland and Cameroon, surely?

 

[washingcattle]

whoa, why are denmark being written off? have any of you ever heard of niklas bendtner?

no, seriously folks, ha ha...denmark will win this group after grinding out a 1-0 against holland in dreary fashion. and a dreary 1-0 against japan (header from a centreback at a corner) and a really, really dreary 1-0 against cameroon.

You're the reason girls hate football.

 

[Hector Grey]

You're the reason girls hate football.

whoa....have you never heard of niklas bendtner? he's a fox!
(not in the box, however)

 

[ratmonkey]

You're the reason girls hate football.

I thought that was Peter Beardsley? I remember him being on the front of some magazine ages ago with the headline "the unacceptable face of the beautiful game".