Why did THE LOCUST threads start anyway.. (2 Viewers)

[Rimbaud]

When i joined this board i saw a seriously long thread - which seemed to contain nothing but drivel... - The Locusts fans read it and weep Thread.
I just got Flight Of The Wounded Locust Lp - so i`m kinda curious....*sniff*

 

[Rimbaud]

locust....

a pic.

 

[Rimbaud]

where is..

my friggin Avatar??

 

[Rimbaud]

ahhh!!!

A picture of The Rimbaud to your right Ladies and Gents!
Evil lookin client, eh?

 

[W.]

i believe it was because they were going to sign to the beastie boys label .. but then it went bust so everything was ok in the end.

where did u get "Flight Of The Wounded Locust" is that the one on the tiny wee cd ? with *moth eaten deer head* etc. . ?

also i would believe that the side upon which your avatar is is commonly known as the left ? ..

"A picture of The Rimbaud to your right"

 

[Rimbaud]

mmmm

Well, if i were on the message board lookin out - the picture would be on the right.But, ya, from your (strange) perspective, it would be on the left.
Got the 7" version - with "Glueing carpet to your genitals does not make you a canteloupe" on it.
Can`t remember if that other track is on it.Its fast and furious though...may have to give em more time since its the first thing i`ve ever heard of there`s - its got potential though!
Different, i`ll give it that..
What about the pic then??!!??

 

[quackster]

Originally posted by Rimbaud
When i joined this board i saw a seriously long thread - which seemed to contain nothing but drivel...

yes, but what beautiful drivel

 

[binky]

no

 

[morgen-vox]

Be careful what you wish for....

 

[slurms]

Originally posted by help
i believe it was because they were going to sign to the beastie boys label .. but then it went bust so everything was ok in the end.

where did u get "Flight Of The Wounded Locust" is that the one on the tiny wee cd ? with *moth eaten deer head* etc. . ?

i think moth eaten dear head is on the album... not that i wan't to appear helpfull or anything.

 

[Ex-User (252)]

i think anyone who ever wrote anything on those locust/read/weep threads is a total fucking loser, waste of time in the face, moron calipso bar-assed, motherarmpit licker. YES!

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[slurms]

at least we can all keep time .... not pibb though, he cut off both his own hands with a spoon to prove how "4-real" he was to a financial times journalist. jeez, the girl sitting next to me is breathing REALLY heavily. anyway, math-reggae is for fruit(s) you willy hug administrator.

 

[10 years of noise and confusion]

the locust

not a good band but a great band but thats not what a locust tread is about.

dangerstrap mainly.

what the fuck are you askin for anyway.
if you just went back and read it you'd see it was a thread that descended in a coriolanian fashion into the drums of debt

yo check me out
yer mamma has gout
i never eat nine cos a nine is a sprout..............holla

 

[slurms]

pass me the mic,
hoolerin' out *psyche*!,
like pj to the d,
suck cock? come-see-me,
h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p,
mandela is free,
like ak-a-busi!......HOLLA!
pass the mic to.........

 

[10 years of noise and confusion]

yo when i grab the mic yo the show is a bust
strollin into thumped story boyz what the suss
i fucken hate hovis because of the crust

1 2 1 2

refrain:
10 yearsy 10 yearsy
showin musch luv for 10 yearsy

 

[apollo creed]

Originally posted by slurms
pass me the mic,
hoolerin' out *psyche*!,
like pj to the d,
suck cock? come-see-me,
h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p,
mandela is free,
like ak-a-busi!......HOLLA!
pass the mic to.........

apollo creed...
he smokes the weed...
loves peter reed..
listening to the need...ye bitch.

lets not forget the ancient art of extreme fucking gaylords.so much fun but also so fucking gay...fantastic

 

[10 years of noise and confusion]

yo yo yo chi-town up in here

we gots tha 10 years up in here

we gat tha slurms up in here

raise the roof
yo 90% proof
young pussy yea we love the yoof
we out we out i is aloof

 

[slurms]

comin' to thumped for the agrova-SHON,
keepin' on an' on to the break of DAWN,
i be mowing the LAWN, with goldie HAWN,
shavin you momma with my rusty BRAUNE,
then i coloured her in with my red CRAYON!
thank you pupils of cheverstown elementary! goodnight!

 

[10 years of noise and confusion]

yo yo yo check this

i come from the land down undah
i play the keyes like stevie wundah
my rhymes be stealin yo thundah
your auld one i come to plundah
we out before i blundah

argh shiver me timbalands

get tha fock

 

[slurms]

slurms be chillin'/illin' like what the fock?
put on my smock when i'm fishing by the dock,
cross cultural psychology with dr. adrian brock,
pull down my pant's and whip out my prock,
i pinned down yo' momma and destroyed the lock,
on her chastity belt with an electric shock-SHOCK!
as i walk through the valley etc....