When should a band say (2 Viewers)

[Unicron]

So we're all agreed. We'll take that guest spot on you're a star.

 

[killy kill]

All of ye beat:When you walk into your practice room and your guitarists girlfriend, who can't really play guitar, is now your second guitarist and nobody has been consulted.

the band's still going though!

 

[nonemoreblack]

"this album took us right back to our roots"

 

[Unicron]

All of ye beat:When you walk into your practice room and your guitarists girlfriend, who can't really play guitar, is now your second guitarist and nobody has been consulted.

the band's still going though!

Oh wait, those were all real things? I was just making shit up.

Never done You're a star.

Has she learned how to play yet?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

i think we need to black up our sound. picture rick james fronting crystal castles

 

[Pantone247]

"...of course we've always loved reggae"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

nah, comedy bands are real popular. eh, hello! flight of the chonchords?!

 

[killy kill]

Oh wait, those were all real things? I was just making shit up.

Never done You're a star.

Has she learned how to play yet?

nope

practice set:25 mins
1-1 tuition:hour and a half typically

great fun

 

[Mustard Gypsy]

All of ye beat:When you walk into your practice room and your guitarists girlfriend, who can't really play guitar, is now your second guitarist and nobody has been consulted.

the band's still going though!

Is that the band with Martin?
owch
how's that workin out?

 

[cpr]

when the joy of cutting and folding inserts till 2:30am with yr bandmates becomes a chore and not a sex wild adventure.

 

[Shorty]

...

 

[Mitchum]

when the joy of cutting and folding inserts till 2:30am with yr bandmates becomes a chore and not a sex wild adventure.

I hate when that happens!

 

[cpr]

I hate when that happens!

I love sexy wild adventures till 2 am when you have to get up for work at 7am!Especially when your launch gig is the next night....so so sleepy!zed!zed!zed!zed


*disclaimer it was kinda fun in a weird gulag sort of way

 

[killy kill]

Is that the band with Martin?
owch
how's that workin out?

yeh. ah grand-ish, apart from that

 

[Wilbert]

"lets get a horn section in"

i think our next album should be a concept album. about fire

I'll cross you off the list for a copy of the next Groom album so.

 

[snakybus]

"Meh. Let's not bother practicing our new songs. The Hoot night is coming up, lads, we have to work on those ones!"

 

[Jelly_Block]

"Support who?"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

fuck instruments. this band is about fanny

edit: actually scratch that one

 

[Jerry Twig]

When you are on before the puppet show.

(I can't believe no-one's said that in 38 posts)

 

[Milker]

'Yes I know its only a Battle of the Bands but if we won that recording time..........jeez, just think of it.'