What would you do..? (1 Viewer)

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..if you got into your car last night to find that one of the tracksuit wearing fucks that drink on the steps across from your house had lobbed an empty vodka bottle through your rear windscreen, causing much damage and expense?

happened to me last night. third broken window this year. didn't see who did it, but it's one of any number of a group of these cunts that bush drink across the road opposite my house. grrrr..

I'm thinking about revenge but I'm running short on suitable ideas. naturally, although a desireable option in theory, a stabbing/bludgeoning/burning spree is out of the question for legal reasons..

so any suggestions? or any anecdotes/jokes that might cheer me up?

 

[Rogue]

Burn their bush down.

 

[veryslowey]

 

[MDR]

Seriously, forget the revenge thing. You don't want them throwing a flaming motorbike through your window. Best to turn the rage inwards. or maybe tell yourself that they're jealous of your intelligence.

 

[veryslowey]

Seriously, forget the revenge thing. You don't want them throwing a flaming motorbike through your window. Best to turn the rage inwards. or maybe tell yourself that they're jealous of your intelligence.

RINTY

 

[guy of the tiger]

thats fuckin shit. i hate that sort of crap. especially if its happenin just outside where you live. its tricky. i suppose the gardai said they cant do much?

in future just become an moany fucker and call the cops any time you see fuckers drinkin there.


did i mention that The Goone/Skinnerchinner got a bottled last friday night by some scumbag on harcourt street. pisses me off. blood everywhere apparently

 

[ronan yakuza]

one of these babys at their feet
in the same vodka bottle
for a laugh

 

[veryslowey]

 

[avernus]

Either you do something illegal - I would recommend: pick one at a time, catch him on his own and beat the holy fuck out of him for about 10 hours straight. now dont leave them in a condition that they could come back even in a month to fuck you up. stamp on their knees and elbows. that'd fairly fuck their chances of throwing a punch or kicking ever again.

or just go to the cops.

 

[billygannon]

Are you a member of a neighbourhood watch scheme?

Failing that... you could contact this guy:

 

[chutneyfarmer]

..if you got into your car last night to find that one of the tracksuit wearing fucks that drink on the steps across from your house had lobbed an empty vodka bottle through your rear windscreen, causing much damage and expense?

happened to me last night. third broken window this year. didn't see who did it, but it's one of any number of a group of these cunts that bush drink across the road opposite my house. grrrr..

I'm thinking about revenge but I'm running short on suitable ideas. naturally, although a desireable option in theory, a stabbing/bludgeoning/burning spree is out of the question for legal reasons..

so any suggestions? or any anecdotes/jokes that might cheer me up?

Man, that sorta shit sucks big time. Guess the best thing to do is to just call the cops whenever ya see them drinking. Maybe try to get any neighbours to do the same. I got stick from some wan on the Eircore board for saying that scumbags have no place on the earth, perhaps it was a bit of an extreme statement but it's not far off!

 

[avernus]

I got stick from some wan on the Eircore board for saying that scumbags have no place on the earth, perhaps it was a bit of an extreme statement but it's not far off!

ye..I subscribe to that too. an awful lot of scumbags could be offed and I'd care very little about it.

 

[Cormcolash]

Fuckin right, if only we could do Vice City in real life...

Edit: Well, without joining the Ra that is.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

i mean, i can understand the reasons of people who need to steal to survive and stuff, but people who steal, vandalise, and beat people up, amongst other things, just for a laugh are not people i would care for at all

 

[Latex lizzie]

..you'd be the brains of the operation?

 

[ratmonkey]

This sounds like you have a problem, and no one else can help, maybe you should hire the A-Team. I'd pity those fools then.

 

[avernus]

it would be awesome if the cast of the A-Team did functions like that.
like in Ghostbuster II where they do parties cos they cant get any work.

 

[moc]

man thats shit. sorry to hear that.

get a few heads together and bash them. seriously.

 

[veryslowey]

make frens width them

 

[avernus]

make frens width them

yeah, then kill them from the inside.