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Buckrake: Listen to what those pricks on thumped are saying about ye?

The Plain People of Ireland: What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander!

Buckrake: I agree. But what will you do about these cosmopolitan slicks making little of you and yours, your honest ways and daycent intentions?

The Plain People of Ireland: Not a jot!

Buckrake: But don't you want to defend yourselves? Stand up for your way of life in the face of such abuse?

The Plain People of Ireland: We wouldn't have the fancified ways or the brainified notions to be keeping up with all the boys from Athone RTC or Dublin! They'd make calf nuts out of us!

Buckrake: You are, for once my rustic friends, correct. Best to keep the heads down, read the local paper, keep sipping the Smithwicks and let the sophisticates have their way with us again...
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egg_ said:
In Athlone? Those were townies, dude
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Townies?

No, of a friday, in Athlone, around 9pm you would hear for miles around the trundle of taxis coming from every farm house and tin roofed shack in the surrounding counties... all heading for "BOZO'S" night club in Athlone.

Where once in side all the men, identically dressed in blue jeans and white blue check shirts with the back of the collar flicked up (why?!?), they would savage an unholy feed of booze, molest women in the most base manners, savage more booze, puke on each other, puke on everyone else (it's amazing how socially accepted vomit is in Athlone), then all the ones who weren't off to sexually assault some poor lass down a side street, would head up to Super Macs to beat several shades of shit out of anyone who looked liked they deserved it.

I assure everyone these boys were all country stock true and true. Best friends would paste each other into the pavement using their fists. But by the next week it'd all be forgotten.

Granted most of these sorts generally move to Dublin for college, go to DCU, TCD or UCD or somewhere shite like that, doss around on the grant, and generally become the sort of assholes who ring up looking for last months invoice, or the sort of schmucks the bank sends you too when you havn't paid you student loan in a year or two. This would point to while older pubs in the country are superior, supposidly cause all the ass holes have moved to Lucan and are trying to outdo each other with gimiky kitchens and spolit children.
 

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