Transformers the NEW Movie (1 Viewer)

[Lili Marlene]

It had a confused mood, optimus's moody voiceover at the start followed by all that slapstick of the first 20 mins. A bit all over the place.


but it also had Transformers fighting . win.

 

[Unicron]

ya, i loved his little chain gun.

didn't see a logo, but i presumed they were decepticons/evil transformers. didya hear optimus calling megatron brother too? hmm. and starscream jetting off during the credits? double hmmm. and megatron being dumped at sea- no one will ever think to dredge him up and resurect him now will they?! triple HMMM.

You you're saying there'll be a sequel then?

 

[theoootini]

You you're saying there'll be a sequel then?

by the silvered crotch-beard of primus.....YES!!

 

[classic seanc]

"She's a criminal. Criminals are HOTT!!"

 

[theoootini]

"She's a criminal. Criminals are HOTT!!"

didya see the way leboof got all turned off whatshername when he found out that she had a record for helping her daddy?


you youre a crim?

 

[classic seanc]

“Were you m-m-masturbating?”
“Yes. Yes I was.”


That’s in the directors cut.

 

[clive]

“Were you m-m-masturbating?”
“Yes. Yes I was.”


That’s in the directors cut.

thats what the mother of three said to me in the cinema.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

thats what the mother of three said to me in the cinema.

She was masturbating in the cinema? She must have been more bored than I was so.

 

[Umfufu]

I shed a tear for Jazz, what a cruel death

Good to see that there is some consistency in the universe though.
Even with the Autobots, the black guy dies first..........

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i enjoyed this, a little too much with the nu metal musical cues but some solid CGI.
im giving this 3 Shia LaBeouf's out of 5 Shia LaBeouf's.
im deducting 2 LaBeouf's because of jon voight.

 

[Wilbert]

Just got back from seeing this.
Apart from some amazing CGI this was a pile of shite!

Staggeringly bad!

Le Beouf is surprisingly good but everyone else was rubbish (except the hot Aussie nerd. Why aren't female nerds as hot as her in real life).

One of the worst films ever!

 

[Lili Marlene]

Just got back from seeing this.
Apart from some amazing CGI this was a pile of shite!

Staggeringly bad!

Le Beouf is surprisingly good but everyone else was rubbish (except the hot Aussie nerd. Why aren't female nerds as hot as her in real life).

One of the worst films ever!

GIANT TRANSFORMING ROBOTS FIGHTING




some people

 

[Corey]

Just got back from seeing this.
Apart from some amazing CGI

SOLD!!! I'm going tonight. Is the picture palace hell of a friday evening?

 

[Wilbert]

GIANT TRANSFORMING ROBOTS FIGHTING




some people

Yeah, that would have been good if Bay knew what he was doing. The editing was dreadful. Real MTV shite and while there were robots kicking the shit out of each other, for long stretches you couldn't really make anything out.

 

[Corey]

Yeah, that would have been good if Bay knew what he was doing. The editing was dreadful. Real MTV shite and while there were robots kicking the shit out of each other, for long stretches you couldn't really make anything out.

You fucking decepticons. Moan, moan moan, destroy,detroy, destroy.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Yeah, that would have been good if Bay knew what he was doing. The editing was dreadful. Real MTV shite and while there were robots kicking the shit out of each other, for long stretches you couldn't really make anything out.

YOU couldn't make anything out
I knew exactly what was going on.

BAH!

 

[Wilbert]

YOU couldn't make anything out
I knew exactly what was going on.

BAH!

You're a better man than I am so.

 

[Wilbert]

Were the Transformers such assholes in the cartoon?

Did Optimus Prime say the 80's equivalent of "My bad" at all?

Did one of them act all gangsta like in the film?

 

[Corey]

You're a better robot than I am so.

Duh, Autobot.

 

[Corey]

Were the Transformers such assholes in the cartoon?

Did Optimus Prime say the 80's equivalent of "My bad" at all?

Did one of them act all gangsta like in the film?

Does it matter?