This is as addictive as hell (1 Viewer)

[Deleted member 3435]

Some things you can't unsee.

 

[Reets]

Some things you can't unsee.

Yeah sorry about that !ninjaaaa

 

[Deleted member 3435]

Yeah sorry about that !ninjaaaa

got one BAAAAAAD one.

 

[nooleen]

what are all these wanking dudes up to, wanking at a series of 2-second clips of mostly unattractive strangers peering at their computer screens as well as a load of blank screens of people without webcams

 

[Reets]

Oh dear God! It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it get's the hose again.

 

[ratmonkey]

i wonder what the people's republic of cork would make of it

"it's great like, i got chattin' to another fella from cork"

Only if it was chatting about house.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-24-best-chat-roulette-screenshots-nsfw

 

[Lili Marlene]

what are all these wanking dudes up to, wanking at a series of 2-second clips of mostly unattractive strangers peering at their computer screens as well as a load of blank screens of people without webcams

don't forget the amount of times they're wanking to another person wanking.

truly this is where the internet reaches its final form

 

[GO]

> Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: how are u today?
You: I'm not bad.Could be worse
You: yerself?
Stranger: I'm fine =) where are u from?
You: Dublin
You: you?
Stranger: Cool I'm from Germany
You: you like Kraftwerk?
Stranger: yes .. =) it's an amazing band!
You: Me too.What about bratwurst?
You: I love bratwurst and saurkraut!
Stranger: .. =) Thats really german x) i sometimes like it, but not really all the time
You: What about cannabis?
Stranger: =D ur crazy, do you have no other topics to talk about?
You: Food,music and drugs are my topics.
You: And beer
You: Do you like beer?
Stranger: Beer is great.. guinness is my fav.
Stranger: what about u?
You: Real german pilsner from Lidl is my fave
You: I like cider too
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what have u done today?
You: I painted the outside of a house in Artane.It was horrible.I hate work.
You: What did you get up to today?
Stranger: I've worked too. I'm an shopassistant that's horrible too xD
You: That sucks.
Stranger: really
You: Are you in the town or country?
Stranger: I'm in a small town near Stuttgart.. do you now that?
You: I've been in Germany but never Stuttgart
You: Are there any decent bands threre?
Stranger: ..oh =) what for a town have u visit?
You: Odenwald
Stranger: bands from stuttgart.. let me think a few minutes
Stranger: i dont think there are any great known bands at the time
You: I was in Berlin too.cant really remember it cos of all the drugs I took.
You: But I heard I had a great time.
Stranger: yes, berlin is amazing. and you can get weed where ever u want
You: Yeah,its a good spot alright.
You: I was in Hamburg too.
You: I slept in a park and woke up with a wino inside my sleeping bag with me.
You: He stank.
Stranger: Hamburg isn't my fav town but frankfurt do you know?
Stranger: in frankfurt you can make a lot of hard party
You: Yeah,I went on the piss big time in Frankfurt once
You: ended up taking a load of smack.It was great
Stranger: but i've never visit dublin.. tell me a little bit about
You: Its okay.
You: Its a bit expensive
You: But you can have a good laugh
You: we've got a tram now
You: i've never paid on it.
You: The conducters are retards
Stranger: sounds a bit strange there.. are u grown up in dublin?
You: Yeah.
You: Do you like snooker?
Stranger: I've never really played it, but watched on tv.. do you play it?
You: No,I always wanted to have a bash.I reckon I'd be fairly ninja though.
Stranger: .. and u like electro/techno music?
You: I dont mind it.More into punk rock tbh.
Stranger: do you have any other messengers like skype or something?
You: nah
Stranger: mhm..
You: are you male or female?
Stranger: I'm female..ur male i think?
You: Correct!
Stranger: =)

And there you have it.I can see myself being drunk on this in the near future.

 

[Milker]

> Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: how are u today?
You: I'm not bad.Could be worse
You: yerself?
Stranger: I'm fine =) where are u from?
You: Dublin
You: you?
Stranger: Cool I'm from Germany
You: you like Kraftwerk?
Stranger: yes .. =) it's an amazing band!
You: Me too.What about bratwurst?
You: I love bratwurst and saurkraut!
Stranger: .. =) Thats really german x) i sometimes like it, but not really all the time
You: What about cannabis?
Stranger: =D ur crazy, do you have no other topics to talk about?
You: Food,music and drugs are my topics.
You: And beer
You: Do you like beer?
Stranger: Beer is great.. guinness is my fav.
Stranger: what about u?
You: Real german pilsner from Lidl is my fave
You: I like cider too
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what have u done today?
You: I painted the outside of a house in Artane.It was horrible.I hate work.
You: What did you get up to today?
Stranger: I've worked too. I'm an shopassistant that's horrible too xD
You: That sucks.
Stranger: really
You: Are you in the town or country?
Stranger: I'm in a small town near Stuttgart.. do you now that?
You: I've been in Germany but never Stuttgart
You: Are there any decent bands threre?
Stranger: ..oh =) what for a town have u visit?
You: Odenwald
Stranger: bands from stuttgart.. let me think a few minutes
Stranger: i dont think there are any great known bands at the time
You: I was in Berlin too.cant really remember it cos of all the drugs I took.
You: But I heard I had a great time.
Stranger: yes, berlin is amazing. and you can get weed where ever u want
You: Yeah,its a good spot alright.
You: I was in Hamburg too.
You: I slept in a park and woke up with a wino inside my sleeping bag with me.
You: He stank.
Stranger: Hamburg isn't my fav town but frankfurt do you know?
Stranger: in frankfurt you can make a lot of hard party
You: Yeah,I went on the piss big time in Frankfurt once
You: ended up taking a load of smack.It was great
Stranger: but i've never visit dublin.. tell me a little bit about
You: Its okay.
You: Its a bit expensive
You: But you can have a good laugh
You: we've got a tram now
You: i've never paid on it.
You: The conducters are retards
Stranger: sounds a bit strange there.. are u grown up in dublin?
You: Yeah.
You: Do you like snooker?
Stranger: I've never really played it, but watched on tv.. do you play it?
You: No,I always wanted to have a bash.I reckon I'd be fairly ninja though.
Stranger: .. and u like electro/techno music?
You: I dont mind it.More into punk rock tbh.
Stranger: do you have any other messengers like skype or something?
You: nah
Stranger: mhm..
You: are you male or female?
Stranger: I'm female..ur male i think?
You: Correct!
Stranger: =)

And there you have it.I can see myself being drunk on this in the near future.

and not a spanked monkey in sight...well done G

bet she wondered if you were colin farrell

goddam love point no.5 of gazzys 'essential' dublin

 

[Milker]

> Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: how are u today?
You: I'm not bad.Could be worse
You: yerself?
Stranger: I'm fine =) where are u from?
You: Dublin
You: you?
Stranger: Cool I'm from Germany
You: you like Kraftwerk?
Stranger: yes .. =) it's an amazing band!
You: Me too.What about bratwurst?
You: I love bratwurst and saurkraut!
Stranger: .. =) Thats really german x) i sometimes like it, but not really all the time
You: What about cannabis?
Stranger: =D ur crazy, do you have no other topics to talk about?
You: Food,music and drugs are my topics.
You: And beer
You: Do you like beer?
Stranger: Beer is great.. guinness is my fav.
Stranger: what about u?
You: Real german pilsner from Lidl is my fave
You: I like cider too
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what have u done today?
You: I painted the outside of a house in Artane.It was horrible.I hate work.
You: What did you get up to today?
Stranger: I've worked too. I'm an shopassistant that's horrible too xD
You: That sucks.
Stranger: really
You: Are you in the town or country?
Stranger: I'm in a small town near Stuttgart.. do you now that?
You: I've been in Germany but never Stuttgart
You: Are there any decent bands threre?
Stranger: ..oh =) what for a town have u visit?
You: Odenwald
Stranger: bands from stuttgart.. let me think a few minutes
Stranger: i dont think there are any great known bands at the time
You: I was in Berlin too.cant really remember it cos of all the drugs I took.
You: But I heard I had a great time.
Stranger: yes, berlin is amazing. and you can get weed where ever u want
You: Yeah,its a good spot alright.
You: I was in Hamburg too.
You: I slept in a park and woke up with a wino inside my sleeping bag with me.
You: He stank.
Stranger: Hamburg isn't my fav town but frankfurt do you know?
Stranger: in frankfurt you can make a lot of hard party
You: Yeah,I went on the piss big time in Frankfurt once
You: ended up taking a load of smack.It was great
Stranger: but i've never visit dublin.. tell me a little bit about
You: Its okay.
You: Its a bit expensive
You: But you can have a good laugh
You: we've got a tram now
You: i've never paid on it.
You: The conducters are retards
Stranger: sounds a bit strange there.. are u grown up in dublin?
You: Yeah.
You: Do you like snooker?
Stranger: I've never really played it, but watched on tv.. do you play it?
You: No,I always wanted to have a bash.I reckon I'd be fairly ninja though.
Stranger: .. and u like electro/techno music?
You: I dont mind it.More into punk rock tbh.
Stranger: do you have any other messengers like skype or something?
You: nah
Stranger: mhm..
You: are you male or female?
Stranger: I'm female..ur male i think?
You: Correct!
Stranger: =)

And there you have it.I can see myself being drunk on this in the near future.

not a spanked monkey in sight...well done G

bet she wondered if you were colin farrell

goddam love point no.5 of gazzys 'essential' dublin

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Stranger: in frankfurt you can make a lot of hard party. deadly!

 

[GO]

I'm getting the web cam out of its box.see if I cant get a partay started!

 

[Milker]

I'm getting the web cam out of its box.see if I cant get a partay started!

you'll see plenty of one-eyed yokes outta their boxes....

 

[Milker]

srsly tho its strangely numbing...it like a huge benetton ad in '1984'...the chicks seem to do it in pairs...(cough!)

 

[pete]

...

 

[Milker]

nice tats pete

 

[guy of the tiger]

>
Stranger: ..oh =) what for a town have u visit?
You: Odenwald.

holy shit

did you work in jam factory by any chance?

and climb breuberg castle?

 

[Cormcolash]

You: I was in Hamburg too.
You: I slept in a park and woke up with a wino inside my sleeping bag with me.
You: He stank.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[David Kronenbourg]

has anyone hooked up off this yet?